I've got a Quote file that has been getting larger over the years, many from here. Just items I find kinda/sorta profound or humorous. Thought I'd share and maybe get a few new ones in the bargain (attributions as I found them):
Young men are as apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are to think themselves sober enough
--Philip Dormer Stanhope,
4th earl of Chesterfield
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A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground.
It is preferred that one should know the difference.
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Chesterton: “Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones Is Dead’ to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.”
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We dare not tempt them with weakness. For only when our arms are sufficient beyond doubt can we be certain beyond doubt that they will never be employed.
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I find that, as a general rule, if you can see all the way through their head, you used enough gun.
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If something is worth fighting for, its worth fighting dirty for
--Ewen
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Picking a Falcon [scope] is like picking an STD, either way you're gonna get burned.
--JRose
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I keep an inch and a half guardrail nut on a loop of 550 cord. It's not whiz-bang tactical, but one smack in the grape and it's coloring books for Christmas.
--Vanilla Gorilla
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There is no "I" in team. But there are three "U's" in "Shut the Fuck Up"
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Amazing to me that someone was outsmarted by a can of fucking gunpowder.
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Nitrous is like a hot chick with an STD; You want to hit it, but are afraid of the consequences.
--Donut
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You can't stop a bad guy with a middle finger and a bag of quarters.
--Uncle Ted
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He who laughs last thinks slowest
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Give a man a match and he will be warm for a minute, Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own.
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When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is insane
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Oh Heck..Carter, Gore, Obama, that's like the Mt. Rushmore of shut the hell up.
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I'm going down... and down ... to make you happy......And then I go up .... and up ... and f**k you ...
Sincerely,
Gas Prices
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The United States has become a place where entertainers and pro athletes have been mistaken for people of importance
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Young men are as apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are to think themselves sober enough
--Philip Dormer Stanhope,
4th earl of Chesterfield
********************************
A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground.
It is preferred that one should know the difference.
********************************
Chesterton: “Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones Is Dead’ to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.”
********************************
We dare not tempt them with weakness. For only when our arms are sufficient beyond doubt can we be certain beyond doubt that they will never be employed.
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I find that, as a general rule, if you can see all the way through their head, you used enough gun.
********************************
If something is worth fighting for, its worth fighting dirty for
--Ewen
********************************
Picking a Falcon [scope] is like picking an STD, either way you're gonna get burned.
--JRose
********************************
I keep an inch and a half guardrail nut on a loop of 550 cord. It's not whiz-bang tactical, but one smack in the grape and it's coloring books for Christmas.
--Vanilla Gorilla
********************************
There is no "I" in team. But there are three "U's" in "Shut the Fuck Up"
********************************
Amazing to me that someone was outsmarted by a can of fucking gunpowder.
********************************
Nitrous is like a hot chick with an STD; You want to hit it, but are afraid of the consequences.
--Donut
********************************
You can't stop a bad guy with a middle finger and a bag of quarters.
--Uncle Ted
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He who laughs last thinks slowest
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Give a man a match and he will be warm for a minute, Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
********************************
A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own.
********************************
When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is insane
********************************
Oh Heck..Carter, Gore, Obama, that's like the Mt. Rushmore of shut the hell up.
********************************
I'm going down... and down ... to make you happy......And then I go up .... and up ... and f**k you ...
Sincerely,
Gas Prices
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The United States has become a place where entertainers and pro athletes have been mistaken for people of importance
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