Refusing to Make the Bloody Cake Would Have Been Kinder

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7718931/dad-slams-supermarket-frog-birthday-cake-decorating-skills/

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3 Years old, give him a big serving spoon and tell him to have fun with the cake.
That would be way better in his opinion than whatever decorations and fancy serving for stupid social vomit photos his parents had in mind.