Salinas Ding-a-ling Ring-a-lingus Maximus ...

[Veer_G]

I think that he may have thought that he was tongue-fucking the objective of a bad-ass 'scope. Unless he figured it for bad-ass Schott glass?

https://www.kion546.com/news/salinas-man-caught-licking-doorbell/970004996

 

[Nik H]

No harm was done...Pit bulls would have been let loose...no harm would be done other than to him

 

[Blue Sky Country]

then who the heck is that?” doorbell licker victim Sylvia Dungan said.

 

[atomic41]

I saw this on Live PD, it was funny. The camera crews were with the officers that responded to this and they watched that footage. The creep also made a mess on their porch.