Maggie’s Scariest words in the english language.......

[bowtie4x4295]

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I used to skydive alot, on my first trip up in the POS little plane I noticed the pilot was also wearing a parachute. He said "hey Mike, If you see me run by you might want to follow me", with this sinister little laugh. Was not comforting at all. Skydivers have a fucked up sense of humor.


Mike

 

[Emilio]

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Just turn your toes in and relax. You may feel a little pressure.

 

[chevyrulz]

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"this won't hurt a bit"

 

[Cmonroe]

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"Change"

 

[idpasteve]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bowtie4x4295</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I used to skydive alot, on my first trip up in the POS little plane I noticed the pilot was also wearing a parachute. He said "hey Mike, If you see me run by you might want to follow me", with this sinister little laugh. Was not comforting at all. Skydivers have a fucked up sense of humor.


Mike </div></div>

That's no bs..
At Yolo Dropzone theres a sign...
"If your check bounces... /so do you.."
Sick puppies..

Steve

 

[Timberwolf]

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In these days and times:

email from sr partner - "Can I see you in my office when get back from lunch"

 

[fx77]

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When your girl says," We have to talk." Which means she talks and you listen-- mostly to stuff you do not want to hear.

 

[Ratwhiskers]

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"Don't" and "Stop"

Unless they're said together by a really nice girl......

 

[BOLTRIPPER]

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i don't care for the "oh shit' moment....particularly around parachutes and guns.....

 

[Ghost3x7]

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"I now pronounce you husband and wife"

"When is the last time you had your prostate checked?"

"Do you mind if I let this dental student do the drilling?"

"Do you want to come over for dinner?" from anybody in my family as it usually means working on a car, drywall repair, plumbing, etc...

"Will the defendant please rise."

 

[Ghost3x7]

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"Daddy, what's a blowjob?" from your 10 y.o. daughter

 

[slayer_21420]

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+1 on "change" gives me the willy's

 

[deliciouspizza]

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"So, before we allow you into Heaven, you just have to watch a video recording of every time you've ever masturbated in your entire life continuously, with your parents present."

-St. Peter, gates of heaven.

Also, the skydiver one from above I think was originally a bomb technician/EOD joke first a la Sum of All Fears they see a Russian bomb technician and his shirt read: "I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up."

 

[Kink87]

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"Sir please step out of the car."

 

[usmc7980]

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"My landing didn't come down, so I used the emergency blowdown"

"The radar won't come on" so you climb around the intake of a Harrier and look in the cockpit and have to say to Lt. Colonel "well sir OFF doesn't mean on and fully functional"

 

[shankster..]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: USMC7980</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"My landing didn't come down, so I used the emergency blowdown"

"<span style="font-weight: bold">The radar won't come on" so you climb around the intake of a Harrier and look in the cockpit and have to say to Lt. Colonel "well sir OFF doesn't mean on and fully functional</span>" </div></div>

USMC: Is that a true story?

 

[PhOnEpHrEaK]

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ummm,Im late..

 

[Arch]

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A Mr. Holder is now following your Twitter feed...

 

[usmc7980]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: USMC7980</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"My landing didn't come down, so I used the emergency blowdown"

"<span style="font-weight: bold">The radar won't come on" so you climb around the intake of a Harrier and look in the cockpit and have to say to Lt. Colonel "well sir OFF doesn't mean on and fully functional</span>" </div></div>

USMC: Is that a true story? </div></div>
yes with an embelishment on the rank of the officer, it was really a butterbar, but still inexcusable

 

[Tip em over]

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That's not a tootsie roll your eating