Smash or pass?

308pirate

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One of my absolute red lines is that I will not be held against my will.

I'd crush him in a NY minute, and anyone else who was even remotely in the way.
 

GUN NUT in IA

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1. Check rear view mirror. OK?
2. Allow individual to touch your vehicle.
3. Gently apply forward motion allowing individual to increase his pressure against your vehicle.
4. Quickly shift to reverse, accelerate, and watch the individual fall on his face.
5. Continue in reverse to obtain approximately 10 feet between you and the individual.
6. Shift to forward and start to move forward.
7. Move forward approximately 4 feet.
8. Shift to neutral and accelerate the engine with brakes applied.
9. Consider this their one and only warning.
10. Allow individual to get out of your path - or not.
11. Continue with your travel.

Although it sounds complicated, it takes just a few seconds to do this. In fact, the quicker it is done the more effective it is.
 

Nik H

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I like the reverse bit but I would get as much satisfaction in keeping the vehicle moving forward at 5 mph to start. If he didn't get the message, oh well
 

338dude

Sergeant of the Hide
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May 27, 2018
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I agree with everyone here he is basically holding me hostage but you know you would be prosecuted and I’m not willing to give up my freedom’s for that one piece of shit I would try to back up find another path if I was surrounded well that gives more credence to self-defense
 

MtnCreek

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Jan 6, 2012
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I tried to hold a gate closed one time to keep a crazy ass ~1100# cow in the barn. She was crazy, but didn't want to hurt anyone. She just wasn't going to be kept in that barn. Dealing with a truck that weighs 5 to 6x as much with the potential for someone behind the wheel that might want to make it personal is a really bad idea.
 

338dude

Sergeant of the Hide
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Minuteman
May 27, 2018
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Tennessee
Another thing that shows how stupid these protesters are is the media was there to tell their story more than likely in a favorable light and they Attacked them too and messed that all up for themselves
 

eca7891

Citizen Army
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Nov 7, 2019
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I’m fairly certain that if enough truly southern ass beatings would be handed out on a regular basis to these tards it would stop.

Their commitment stops at pain and suffering. Once they actually have something to lose they stop.

*Still waiting on the go command*
 

acudaowner

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Dec 26, 2018
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run it over then ask what they wanted I don't care if its black or white in this day and age , guarantee regardless of who has the right of way the truck will always win its heavier . the dead don't give statements nor can they dispute your clame that it was a car jacking . that lady was in on the car jacking that went wrong for them . Though buffing jim out of your grill will be a pain in the ass but that's a job for the kids so who cares how much work it will be .
 
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armorpl8chikn

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Aug 17, 2010
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I would call my psychiatrist and tell her I was dealing with some heavy shit.
Then I would call the local food delivery service, and have them deliver a family pack of KFC, popeyes, or Church's, to my location, with instructions to scatter it in the skreet 50yds south of my location.
If my calculations were correct, that should give me the space and time needed to E&E without serious incident, nor endangering this protected species.
 

MtnCreek

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I would call my psychiatrist and tell her I was dealing with some heavy shit.
Then I would call the local food delivery service, and have them deliver a family pack of KFC, popeyes, or Church's, to my location, with instructions to scatter it in the skreet 50yds south of my location.
If my calculations were correct, that should give me the space and time needed to E&E without serious incident, nor endangering this protected species.
That's hunting over bait.
 

diggler1833

World's Okayest Rancher and Hog Hunter
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The backstory shows that the crew put themselves in that situation (by trying to film in CHOP around the idiots). In that case they are pretty much screwed into having to put up with the harassing. I have a hunch but was probably a rental anyway.

Avoiding situations like that on purpose, I'd have a different reason to fear for my life, and a different reaction..."sah-mash".

That dude would be nothing but a speed bump to me.
 
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Rthur

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A product that can teach a version of dancing to protestors:
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Usually can make a 1200# steer jump like Michael Jordan.
Would create youtube gold.
Hardass protestors apply first.... :LOL:

PS, this could be modified with several, like every 6 inches across the front of a vehicle, and tied to the
12V battery in vehicle with a switch located in the cab. I have a Benny for anyone that can withstand a shot or two
trying to stay in the way.

R
 
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Jgunner

Gunny Sergeant
Hessian
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Jul 29, 2019
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Arizona
Dude, oven cleaning spray.
Blast a bitch w that about the head and shoulders.
Do they make the lye lemony tasting as it burns your flesh
No, wasp spray gets way more distance and works really well.


Honestly, one or two people with their hands in the air, NOT beating on my vehicle i would just lay on the horn until they moved, might be a good idea to get a train horn, but blocking my way only works so well. Now, id back up and try to steer around, if he jumps in front, well that is darwinism.
 

mcameron

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Dude, oven cleaning spray.
Blast a bitch w that about the head and shoulders.
Do they make the lye lemony tasting as it burns your flesh
havent tried it....but wouldnt oven spray fuck up car paint?
 

mcameron

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No, wasp spray gets way more distance and works really well.


Honestly, one or two people with their hands in the air, NOT beating on my vehicle i would just lay on the horn until they moved, might be a good idea to get a train horn, but blocking my way only works so well. Now, id back up and try to steer around, if he jumps in front, well that is darwinism.
 

rth1800

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Sep 16, 2009
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Most folks who protest still have sense enough to leave some people alone. Crazy women are the exception.

I have unfortunately been in a few unfriendly confrontations regarding poaching or trespassing on my property or theft etc. The worst thing is when women are involved. They seem to miss “social cues.” Without exception the men get quiet and follow directions. The women sometimes escalate. Difficult situation.
 

E. Bryant

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Oct 25, 2010
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Simply advancing forward at a slow but steady pace is going to accomplish the task. No need to get overly aggressive; just proceed at a walking pace. They will either move or get moved. Doing some stupid teenager shit like dropping the clutch and going WOT is a great way to get into a nasty legal mess. No need to try and hurt the protester; put the decision in their hands and hope that self-preservation instinct kicks in. And get out of there before your vehicle gets surrounded.

havent tried it....but wouldnt oven spray fuck up car paint?
I've seen my old man use oven spray to remove paint. I wouldn't want to use it near my own vehicle, except as a last resort. Also, have fun explaining that particular choice in front of a jury.

Most folks who protest still have sense enough to leave some people alone. Crazy women are the exception.

I have unfortunately been in a few unfriendly confrontations regarding poaching or trespassing on my property or theft etc. The worst thing is when women are involved. They seem to miss “social cues.” Without exception the men get quiet and follow directions. The women sometimes escalate. Difficult situation.
20-something white women are scary in a protest/riot situation. Just look at all the videos and mug shots from the past few weeks. The term "irrational" doesn't even begin to cover it.
 
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seanh

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I don't slow down or yield when people inappropriately cross the street now. Why the fuck would I have a problem doing it during a violent protest?

But, really if you want to have fun with this there needs to be a little bit of a plan. A few RC helicopters. FPV, second camera bomb site, appropriate autonomous Hardware with swarm capability and of course bags of shit.

of course the heli pilot needs to be a passenger... Just go out for a leisurely drive and have some fun. Can either make the drops at a couple of thousand feet or go in for a silent strafing run ( electric power and auto rotate from about 2000 3000 ft)... they'll never hear it coming... LOL)
 
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Puget Shooter

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debating on getting one of those fire extinguishers filled with pepper spray to keep in my car for situations like this.
Back in early March, I bought two large cans of bear spray to deal with local wildlife if a) I should need to venture south into the shithole formerly known as Seattle and b) ran into one of the neverending "street protests". Four months have passed, and I still haven't found any need to go ino any part of Shittle.
 

Nik H

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Simply advancing forward at a slow but steady pace is going to accomplish the task. No need to get overly aggressive; just proceed at a walking pace. They will either move or get moved. Doing some stupid teenager shit like dropping the clutch and going WOT is a great way to get into a nasty legal mess. No need to try and hurt the protester; put the decision in their hands and hope that self-preservation instinct kicks in. And get out of there before your vehicle gets surrounded.
The only issue is that moving slow means your car will get some damage. These guys will take the opportunity to smash your mirrors and dent your hood. Although insurance would cover it, why should I have to pay for it. 5mph is slow enough for them to move quickly and fast enough to prove you mean business
 

Forgetful Coyote

Sergeant
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Dec 13, 2011
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My summertime daily driver only makes 650 RWHP, so I don't know if it can pull off such maneuvers 🤔
What you got man? I usually been more into bikes, grew up racing mx.. but my paps a mechanical engineer/auto mechanic as side job/hobby. LOL he only really works on diesels tho.
He took us to the drag strip all the time as a youngster tho, wish he'd get a race car.

Something like this, neighbor's ride..its a beast. ~960hp @ the crank
 

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woogie_man

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With that Ferrari the protestors could just jump over. Just make sure to have a metal pole in the center to nut punch the badtard as he goes over