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So what happened to MU? As a Tottenham guy I am still weeping
They couldn't even make it to the finals of the Loser's Cup.
Meanwhile, Bayern puts 8 in against Barcelona and we have a 19 year old that does shit like this
Meanwhile, Bayern puts 8 in against Barcelona and we have a 19 year old that does shit like this
ah, fuck. fuck fuck fuck. The pain. The suffering is real yo!
Could be worse, I could be a spurs fan.
Enjoy the Schadenfraude Fritz. We'll deal with your lot yet...
Could be worse, I could be a spurs fan.
Enjoy the Schadenfraude Fritz. We'll deal with your lot yet...
ah, fuck. fuck fuck fuck. The pain. The suffering is real yo!
Could be worse, I could be a spurs fan.
Enjoy the Schadenfraude Fritz. We'll deal with your lot yet...
I was a spurs fan. Watched poppivich destroy that team over the last 5 years. Awful.
But at least I don't have to watch soccer either
Fuck Fag Ball.
What are they playing?
Cricket?
Cricket?
Foot ball is the best sport to watch. what the NFL goes for is a bunch of overgrown, bearded transgender babies in spandex, arse slapping eachother and breathing oxygen. pfft. At least the men in football look like women (mostly) so when they kiss and hug I can spank one out and not feel gay.
"fag ball"... seriously? That's as lame as me calling you fdgay...
fdgay.
gay.
Hear me? I'm calling you gay. As in you like to suck cock and stuff and you thought Ken was too good for Barbie when you were like, you know, 19....
"fag ball"... seriously? That's as lame as me calling you fdgay...
fdgay.
gay.
Hear me? I'm calling you gay. As in you like to suck cock and stuff and you thought Ken was too good for Barbie when you were like, you know, 19....
Who flops harder, nba fags or soccer fags?
Ohhh, good question.
That's a tough one. I'd have to say soccer, but it's close.
not a good argument there sparky.
unless you're saying futball is fake like pro wresting.
can you imagine soccer players playing rugby?
both teams rolling on the ground after every play....
I watch soccer!... I know I know... Soccer & hockey, it's about the only sports left that I can watch(televised) without the FUCKIN ANTI American bullshit! We SUCK at soccer so no reason for all the socialist Utopias to be threatened by us! Alphonso Davies rocks! And hockey...well it's Canadian...they can't be mad at anyone eh..!
There’s no outrage, just pointing out that soccer is gay as fuck.
soccer can be worth watching.
nil-nil is pretty boring, unless you have some money on it.
warning: there is an annoying beep at the end.
The 4-1 loss Chelsea put up isn't looking so bad, but still ... that ridiculous FA Cup game against Arsenal fucked us.
Can you imagine rugby or football players playing soccer? They'd be on the ground after the first five minutes ... and wouldn't get up.
haha, you can't get me to defend football. there is something like 11 minutes of actual football during a 3hr game.
sure soccer has no time outs, but it isn't like they are making runs for 90 minutes either.
soccer players and motocross riders are in the best shape. jmo
i was a newcastle fan when i lived in the UK, in the mid 90s, but only because i knew some folks up there.
you gotta watch something besides sheep trials.
you gotta watch something besides sheep trials.
The only sports I watch are auto racing sports. Yet among the sports I don't watch, "phootbawl" stands apart as the sport of simpleton queers. Maybe if they still beheaded the losing team like in times of old I'd watch it, but it has digressed into a bunch of running around like fairies with some occasional bad acting mixed in. I wouldn't even call it a damn sport, it's just a buncha vegan bodied homos princess-galloping around a pitch while chasing the only goddamn ball between the lot of em.
Which brings me to my final point. What in the shitting hell is this fanny fucking thread doing in the goddamn pit? Christ in his heaven, I swear I'd rather look at hairy wet toe pics than entertain the notion that even such a droll bunch of shit gibbons as us would ever sink so goddamn low as to find this a compelling topic of discourse. What in the actual living fuck?
Which brings me to my final point. What in the shitting hell is this fanny fucking thread doing in the goddamn pit? Christ in his heaven, I swear I'd rather look at hairy wet toe pics than entertain the notion that even such a droll bunch of shit gibbons as us would ever sink so goddamn low as to find this a compelling topic of discourse. What in the actual living fuck?
I think modern, professional rugby players have solid fitness, they'd last more than 5mins. American Football players, not so much, unless they had a clip board and a schematic attached to their arms detailing precisely how to run and when to breathe...
I played rugby to a decent standard, county level before injury put paid to more glories as a soft target for number eights to run into at full tilt.
I would have been interesting to see Jonah Lomu dribbling down the wing and then cutting in... ha!
football can be gay as fuck. I hate it when players dive and fake, even my own team. But when you have spaniards and french playing what else can you expect?
BTW - all comments againt the French do not apply to Eric Cantona. He's different.
You know what the brits, Spanish, Germans, italian and french have in common?
They all play fag ball and the USA kicked their ball licking asses.
Oh sorry, did I rip your little skirt with my opinion about soccer? Lol.
don't knock it until you have watched hours of sheep trials, darts or other annoying bbc programming.
no issue with darts, but i'm not fucking watching it unless there is nothing else.
i have to say that the most boring thing i ever watched (in english) was a 3-day test match (cricket).
bowls is riveting in comparison to batters fouling off pitches on purpose to keep their over until the sun goes down.
Soccer???!! On this forum??!! American footballers are out there and soon they will be starving!! Round ball with Jamal will also soon be struggling! America's pastime??!! Baseball........baseball has been berry berry good to me....
Let's not forget our northern neighbors so called "sport".... ...."English pig with no brains.."
In conclusion, as I recall my American kick ass all over the world history, I want to remind members to stay focused! We sent those fuckers packing. Soccer....
Let's not forget our northern neighbors so called "sport"....
...."English pig with no brains.." In conclusion, as I recall my American kick ass all over the world history, I want to remind members to stay focused! We sent those fuckers packing. Soccer....
Nah. I will point out, though, that you seem awfully exercised about this subject. Soccer player steal your woman or something?
Why would I date a lesbian?
Also, relax. I'm mostly just havin a giggle. I mean I do hate soccer, but I'm laying into it on purpose. If you like it then I'm glad you enjoy it.
Only if I'm drinking a bunch of them while throwing the darts.
it's always amusing how someone who is/has/ nothing to say about themselves associates themselves with an abstraction in order to self-validate.
In case you're wondering what the fuck I just said here's a translation; you're a sad muppet.
i imagine being a real soccer fan in the UK and going to games and singing the songs would be quite fun.
the loyalty and enthusiasm is more akin to college football than pro football, imho.
as i said before, if you really care who wins, it must be exciting even when there is no scoring.
only missing is a good brawl when the game gets out of hand 4-nil or something, like a good old fashioned hockey game.
i also thought it was funny that the welsh would root for the french over the english, lol.
the loyalty and enthusiasm is more akin to college football than pro football, imho.
as i said before, if you really care who wins, it must be exciting even when there is no scoring.
only missing is a good brawl when the game gets out of hand 4-nil or something, like a good old fashioned hockey game.
i also thought it was funny that the welsh would root for the french over the english, lol.
Apparently you've never been to a soccer (futbrawl) match in the UK.
Brawls start before the game, continue during the game and then they tear up the streets and neighborhoods on their way to the pub after the game.
It's entertaining as hell.
Kinda like watching cars go around in a circle, waiting for a 200mph crash.
Neither one is my cuppa, but the brawls are cool
I may be a sad muppet, but at least I don't hero worship a bunch of nancy boy's playing fag ball
unfortunately not.
too bad they don't cover the hooligan fights on the telly during the game.
I do enjoy the "fuck you, you fuckin' fuck" aspect of sportsball. Bout the only time you see any of the UK and EU folks with any damn fire in their bellies is at soccer matches.
