So who else has beyond libtard neighbors?

BytorJr

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My across the street neighbor is so liberal I'm seriously considering moving. Let me give some examples of tonight's hallucinations:
1) CNN is middle of road and fair and balanced like fox claims.
2) NPR is conservative news
3) Joe Biden just has a speech impediment and he's too conservative, he should be more progressive.
4) Obama was responsible for the economic boom, no, your wrong...removing regulations is BAD.
5) It's basically Bush's fault the chinese have taken over the south china sea.
6) Benghazi is a made up conspiracy
7) It's ok if obama was spying on Trump to make sure he wasn't doing anything bad and Trump should be releasing his taxes even though it's not the law and said Trump is in violation of all sorts of laws regarding his investments.
8) Trump is doing Quid Pro Quo with Ukraine, not Biden...but...but Biden is on tape...yeah, but Trump did it, biden said it.
9) it's a little disappointing giving hundreds of billions to iran; but better than putting the embassy in Jerusalem like Trump did strong-arming the world and showing we're a superpower.
10) There is no proof whatsoever Flynn was set up and obama didn't know about.
11) obama is how a president should be, he gave great press conferences and was transparent. (I about died on that one, because I specifically questioned if he didn't think obama got a free ride).

ok, I questioned all of this....I'm ready to move the F out. Keep in mind this guy is Jewish, had a daughter born at 22 or 23 weeks (aka, under progressivism she'd be gone).

So, come on...am I in the 6 sigma world here? Or is this the way the majority of people believe - God and Peter, Mary, and Joseph and whoever else HELP US!!!!!!
 
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Sixfivesavage

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He's an American Jew. Stark difference from one from Jerusalem, or anywhere else in the world thats been fucked with constantly for that matter. He's probably too far gone to have a normal conversation with, so I'd probably not do that anymore. I'd need more reason to move than that though.
 

BytorJr

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Yeah, generally speaking I'm nice to them; but they've recently just come out since COVID and keep asking "did you see the press conference?" The wife is a Civ Servant "working" from home . I shot back.... "NO, I have a job and today we had a crisis that sucked all my time from noon till 7PM."

I agree @Sixfivesavage. I had a running buddy in the "00's" who was a devout Jew. I asked him why so liberal. His response, knowing he was conservative as hell, was people like that are not Jewish, their religion is Democrat/Socialist /Communist, not Judaism. IIRC, he has been kicked off twitter multiple times for being "too right." So there are the exceptions.

Same neighbor was PISSED when ammo showed up one day when he was over bothering me whilst washing my car. I tried lecturing him on 2A....yes, he's too far gone and so is his wife who works as I said as a CS for the ARMY doing simulations (claimed).
 

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I would suggest, every weekend....wear cutoff jean shorts and no shirt, case of beer, lawn mower and grill in the front yard, Rush blaring on a boom box, Trump flag flying high. And when they look over wave real big and ask them if they want to come hang out and drink beer and bash commies.
Redneck fail! Pick an American band next time comrade.
 

Dirty D

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I would suggest, every weekend....wear cutoff jean shorts and no shirt, case of beer, lawn mower and grill in the front yard, blaring Lynyrd Skynyrd on a boom box, Trump flag flying high. And when they look over wave real big and ask them if they want to come hang out and drink beer and bash commies.
FIFY
 
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BytorJr

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I would suggest, every weekend....wear cutoff jean shorts and no shirt, case of beer, lawn mower and grill in the front yard, Rush blaring on a boom box, Trump flag flying high. And when they look over wave real big and ask them if they want to come hang out and drink beer and bash commies.
Duhhh, I've already got the Rush angle cornered. License plates, music, shirts, etc. :) :) (RIP NEIL!!). However, I cannot drink a case of my high gravity stuff, so I'll just start boozing some tequila. Good plan on the flag, I shall have a Trump flag before the election.

I've toyed with sticking a couple of Mark Levin books at this door. Maybe I should have Mr. Producer blaring a podcast!!!! YEAH...I like that idea!!
 

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Yes, my patience is tested daily. Character building I suppose. Most recent incident was being berated
with significant spittle and invective for wearing a firearm industry t shirt while working on my car.
Over the past few years in my hood, I’ve contributed to busting an organised crime gang, caught
a burglar in the act late at night, and de-escalated several stupid conflicts when my instinct was to
simply stomp the problem.

As painful as it is, we have to be the better person, the shining example. And do it over and over and
over again. Actions speaks louder than words, I have nothing more to offer sorry.
 

Blue Sky Country

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I think you are a pussy and should quit wasting time bitching.
Start spending time on planning how to fuck with him, GET him to move not you
Spoken with sarcasm

Yep. I would be having epic fun trolling people like this. Not just lighthearted trolling either. I am talking about shit like offering them help during emergencies, and then ghosting them. Want to be a dickface that is responsible for the sorry state of affairs in our country, get treated like one...

Passive aggressiveness is the best way to deal with fuckers like that. They won't even know what the fuck is going on except for the fact that shitty things are happening to them.
 

Ravenworks

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Yep. I would be having epic fun trolling people like this. Not just lighthearted trolling either. I am talking about shit like offering them help during emergencies, and then ghosting them. Want to be dickface, get treated like one...
I trolled this liberal bitch in the Drs office today.
She was watching the news ,I was talking to my far right freind on the phone.
I explained the circumstances and put the call on speaker.
She was probably a prom queen at one time as she was pretty,but I think 30 year's of feed candy bars caught up.
Now she just hates people
She was squirming around with her arms crossed.
Or maybe her ass really did itch,damn it I should have asked her.

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gunjunkie45

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My across the street neighbor is so liberal I'm seriously considering moving. Let me give some examples of tonight's hallucinations:
1) CNN is middle of road and fair and balanced like fox claims.
2) NPR is conservative news
3) Joe Biden just has a speech impediment and he's too conservative, he should be more progressive.
4) Obama was responsible for the economic boom, no, your wrong...removing regulations is BAD.
5) It's basically Bush's fault the chinese have taken over the south china sea.
6) Benghazi is a made up conspiracy
7) It's ok if obama was spying on Trump to make sure he wasn't doing anything bad and Trump should be releasing his taxes even though it's not the law and said Trump is in violation of all sorts of laws regarding his investments.
8) Trump is doing Quid Pro Quo with Ukraine, not Biden...but...but Biden is on tape...yeah, but Trump did it, biden said it.
9) it's a little disappointing giving hundreds of billions to iran; but better than putting the embassy in Jerusalem like Trump did strong-arming the world and showing we're a superpower.
10) There is no proof whatsoever Flynn was set up and obama didn't know about.
11) obama is how a president should be, he gave great press conferences and was transparent. (I about died on that one, because I specifically questioned if he didn't think obama got a free ride).

ok, I questioned all of this....I'm ready to move the F out. Keep in mind this guy is Jewish, had a daughter born at 22 or 23 weeks (aka, under progressivism she'd be gone).

So, come on...am I in the 6 sigma world here? Or is this the way the majority of people believe - God and Peter, Mary, and Joseph and whoever else HELP US!!!!!!
I got all that plus people riding unicycles down my street and lots of people who's gender was questionable, including a pizza delivery tyranny that I laughed uncontrollably at. I have recently moved out of my state capital...
 

BytorJr

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I trolled this liberal bitch in the Drs office today.
She was watching the news ,I was talking to my far right freind on the phone.
I explained the circumstances and put the call on speaker.
She was probably a prom queen at one time as she was pretty,but I think 30 year's of feed candy bars caught up.
Now she just hates people
She was squirming around with her arms crossed.
Or maybe her ass really did itch,damn it I should have asked her.

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That's F'ing Epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Stevo86

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Not a neighbor, but a customer I was working for the other day told me how he voted for Hillary cuz Trump was a bully and said bad things to Hillary and made fun of her..... I was like really dude?? You know she kills people right?
 

BytorJr

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Doubtful I'll move in the near future, but I am looking at land and will build. But what worries me is if and when my state gets a red-flag law. These are the kind of people that report people - they were going to call in neighbors having a small gathering during "stay at home." They know I shoot - kind of hard not knowing that when you're loading the SUV up with steel targets, target stands, etc. They make it their bidness to know - like they watch the garage door. Generally I turn around and go back in. Here's a good example of making it their bidness. UPS Freight showed up yesterday with a roller cabinet for my garage. They ran out, got as close as they could without breaking their 30 foot rule, and then started asking what it was and all that crap. Just nosy as F.

I've been blessed everywhere else I've lived, most neighbors I've had were just cool and the coolest was when I was in a neighborhood where in my immediate vicinity (4 houses either way) I was the minority and they were worried I was going to be a loud party animal - best freaking neighbors I've ever had bar none. I got invited to every freakin low country boil there was - and this was the real deal from Daufuskie Island.

Ok, I'll quit being a whiny bitch and just ignore them from now on - like every other neighbor does to them.
 
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Doubtful I'll move in the near future, but I am looking at land and will build. But what worries me is if and when my state gets a red-flag law. These are the kind of people that report people - they were going to call in neighbors having a small gathering during "stay at home." They know I shoot - kind of hard not knowing that when you're loading the SUV up with steel targets, target stands, etc. They make it their bidness to know - like they watch the garage door. Generally I turn around and go back in. Here's a good example of making it their bidness. UPS Freight showed up yesterday with a roller cabinet for my garage. They ran out, got as close as they could without breaking their 30 foot rule, and then started asking what it was and all that crap. Just nosy as F.

I've been blessed everywhere else I've lived, most neighbors I've had were just cool and the coolest was when I was in a neighborhood where in my immediate vicinity (4 houses either way) I was the minority and they were worried I was going to be a loud party animal - best freaking neighbors I've ever had bar none. I got invited to every freakin low country boil there was - and this was the real deal from Daufuskie Island.

Ok, I'll quit being a whiny bitch and just ignore them from now on - like every other neighbor does to them.
A Jew calling the state and reporting someone doing something that isn't any of their business....oh the irony. Ann Frank wouldn't last long in this world.
 

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He's an American Jew. Stark difference from one from Jerusalem, or anywhere else in the world thats been fucked with constantly for that matter. He's probably too far gone to have a normal conversation with, so I'd probably not do that anymore. I'd need more reason to move than that though.
He’s an American Jew...wtf does that mean
 

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It's amazing how 1.7% to 2.6% of the total U.S. population is responsible for the shit .....those Jews must have Kryptonite superpowers.

you would think the other 98.3% of the country's population would have some effect

the looting in Minneapolis....definitely Jews
 
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Sixfivesavage

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He’s an American Jew...wtf does that mean
A Jewish person that's American...? Fairly straight forward statement I thought. Meaning he's not a Jewish immigrant from Jerusalem or Poland or Russia or some place that isn't America. I do a lot of work in a heavily Jewish part of town, there is a major difference between most Jews born here or at least raised here vs Jews born anywhere else. Some of them are the most hard core people I've ever met when it comes to conservatism and dealing with terrorism or government intrusion. Old BB over there doesn't take much shit.
 
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Yes, my patience is tested daily. Character building I suppose. Most recent incident was being berated
with significant spittle and invective for wearing a firearm industry t shirt while working on my car.
I don't think I could muster the self restraint.............
 

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My BIL and sister are Commies . My sister just parrots what BIL says and . For he life of me I can't understand how a guy that has worked his ass off , had his own financial struggles only to overcome and succeed would support stupidity .
 

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I have associates, family, and one neighbor who sit on the left side of the fence. It is normal that I troll them and they often play along and it rarely gets out of hand. But for the last three months I have not had to say a word. Several of them have melted down all by themselves. I haven't had to bring up Trump or guns or Thomas Jefferson. But the state of things continues to sour further.

We have always enjoyed hosting social gatherings and since the COVID mess we do it around the pool and spread out to respect everyone's feelings. And I don't think they would show up otherwise. One day the distancing wasn't enough and one of the lefties felt the need to don a face covering even though no one was within 20 feet. So I broke out my barbuta helmet, but did not say a single word. I also brought down a straw so the whiskey flow remained unimpeded. She instantly started wailing about Gov Kemp ("He is literally killing us!") and how if we had elected Stacy Abrams (who is "oh my God, sooo intelligent") we would all be safe. Then she ranted on about Trump and how he has all sorts of evil designs to destroy the country. It went from a hysterical soliloquy to more lefty voices joining in to form a shrieking chorus.

It was beautiful.

While I have had no desire whatsoever to cut myself off from this limited crowd, none of them has accepted an invite since the barbuta helmet incident. Which is really too bad. This illustrates some of the damage being done by the current political trajectory.
 

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The local libs here are pretty chill about their political views, so we don't usually get into it too bad... but the second homeowners parrot everything they hear on MSM and social media - it gets heated quick.

Then I ask them how they've liked their free 90 day trial of communism. Hooooo-weeeee, THAT sets it off. Too much fun though, I can't stop myself.
 
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I have two daughters and a son. The son is in the Army and has a good head on his shoulders and sees things as they are, not as the media spoon feeds them.

The girls? Totally abandoned common sense about the nature of people and governance and refuse to see the harm in the nanny state.

And they are typical. That being very few people in their age group think the plain language of the Constitution means what it says, and they are all ready to throw out the hard won rights we’ve placed at their doorstep in the name of “security.”

I weep for the Republic that I love.
 
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He sounds annoying but why move, just stop talking to him, why do you give a shit what he thinks? Don't go to his house, if he comes to yours ask him to leave.
Its that simple. Keep fucking with him and sooner or later he'll find some reason to report you for something.

I reckon Im fortunate, I actually like all my neighbors. One was a ranger in the 60's, one a marine, one army, and the other is a decent guy who likes guns. Theyre always willing to lend a hand but never bother you.

win/win/win/win
 

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mine is convinced that all the Mueller team were republican Trump supporters. honestly! After 2 years of a booming economy, he wouldn't acknowledge it, partly because CNN posted the news that for 2 consecutive days the market had pulled back; said we needed to wait 6 more months; all the daily DOW records didn't mean anything to him. Like Ron White said: You Can't Fix Stupid. I guess that explains a lot. I don't waste any more time on him.
 

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I'm not sure if the two of you are insulted by what I said, misunderstanding me or what. I mean nothing derogatory by it and I don't feel as though what I said could be misconstrued but it appears as that it is being interpreted that way.
 

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Just understand the leftists are your ENEMY. Their leaders are the press.
 
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My neighbors are awesome, for now. Most are in their twilight years though, so I do fear for the next batch when they are gone. I work directly with a liberal though, but compared to what you guys have described, he is pretty mild. He's a big Bernie supporter, all for the free shit, thinks Trump is a terrible POTUS, thinks a minimum paycheck for everybody is a good idea (basically like an allowance for adults, get the minimum whether you work or not, work if you want more?) etc. But he does own a couple defense guns, and agrees that violence is a people issue not gun issue. He straddles the fence on a lot of issues, and will consider all options not just hardocre leftist. Not too pushy and a hell of a nice guy, so guess I'm lucky he isn't like op's neighbors haha!
 

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Haven't spent much time studying Rush's lyrics, eh?
There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas
The trouble with the maples
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade?
There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream, "oppression"
And the oaks just shake their heads
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
"The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light"
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet
Axe
And saw