Sometimes you get a crafty fellow that finds and paws around your sets and you get sick of his shit.
So WTF killed 3 coyotes we found together yesterday. Unsolved Mysteries, SH edition!
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Coyotes are a simple creature that have needs just like us humans, my $ is on a crazy coyote threesome where their hearts couldn't handle the rush of one crazy full moon desert night.
I think this is the most likely. If the skeletons are picked clean the ability of the average man to differentiate a coyote from the three dogs the dudes wife had when she left him are pretty limited. I bet it's dogs someone got rid of.
The poor coyote borrowed money from a German Shepard and disappeared to the desert. Years later he made contact with the German Shepard to say hi and let him know he hooked up with a bitch and had a pup now but was still poor and could not pay. What happened next is unclear but one dark night there were green eyes and pop, pop, pop in the desert, then silence.
I'm going with Aliens...
They have no doubt surmised the same thing we have. A good coyote can only be a dead coyote. They are getting tired at showing up at a herd to do their laser experiments, bovine anal probing and organ harvesting and finding these animals harass their experiments.
They plasma beamed them.... That's why everything was so clean....
They have no doubt surmised the same thing we have. A good coyote can only be a dead coyote. They are getting tired at showing up at a herd to do their laser experiments, bovine anal probing and organ harvesting and finding these animals harass their experiments.
They plasma beamed them.... That's why everything was so clean....
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I'm thinking a pack that were sick.
Pack animals can pass an animal to animal transmitted disease, virus or bacterial infection to each other.
Possibly these 3 were sick, the rest of the pack left them behind to protect the rest.
Or aliens.
Pack animals can pass an animal to animal transmitted disease, virus or bacterial infection to each other.
Possibly these 3 were sick, the rest of the pack left them behind to protect the rest.
Or aliens.
You’ve never seen Temik work then. That shit kills 3x. It’s Horrible stuff.
They were dumped. Probably shot on someone's property, because, nuisance, by someone that's not allowed to own firearms (property owner), then getting rid of the evidence. Lot of work, but?? Mac
It was not mine, but it was a white Caddy with a white leather interior. One of the biguns from before the gas shortages.What color was your convertible?
Sacrifice for some weird Utah cult.
Well, there is that.
The inevitable coyote lovers triangle gone bad...
Or, here's a popular one...
Suicide by coyote...
Or...
Three dead coyotes, tough darts...; Zero F**ks...
Or, here's a popular one...
Suicide by coyote...
Or...
Three dead coyotes, tough darts...; Zero F**ks...
A lot of critical parts missing. Where are the spines, Hips, shoulders, legs?
As much as people like to show off, im betting they're collected for pics and dumped. The internet is full of yote pics.
Love triangle.
So a dawg who was generally chill got hooked up with a bitch. Although it was a decent deal, his heart got in the way. Even though she was coyote ugly, it basically worked for him and his need for a canine ‘o mine. Then this other dog who was a little willey moved in on his action.
Dawg #1 caught the other two locked together going at it doggie style and flipped the F*ck out. Whacked both of them while they locked in. Realizing what had just happened, he offed himself.
This explains why they were all laying close together when the buzzards had their meal.
So a dawg who was generally chill got hooked up with a bitch. Although it was a decent deal, his heart got in the way. Even though she was coyote ugly, it basically worked for him and his need for a canine ‘o mine. Then this other dog who was a little willey moved in on his action.
Dawg #1 caught the other two locked together going at it doggie style and flipped the F*ck out. Whacked both of them while they locked in. Realizing what had just happened, he offed himself.
This explains why they were all laying close together when the buzzards had their meal.
