Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[GBMaryland]

Wow. Just frigging nuts.

It pretty much defies all forms of reality/logic, but I get thats the point.

I guess my problem is going to be that anyone would believe that crap?

Of course, that You Tube hasn't taken it down says something too.

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[EddieNFL]

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We have Muslim friends in Nashville. On a couple of occasions, Ramadan has started while they were visiting. We still hit all the favorite restaurants for breakfast, dinner and lunch. I once asked how they reconciled this. "We just add X days once we get home."

 

[J.J.chago]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Tack425]

New variant Africon

 

[Maser]

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New variant Africon

And to think I thought Ronnie O'Neal's hair was bad!

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Maser]

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That fits your screen name pretty well doesn't it?

 

[Cowpokey]

That fits your screen name pretty well doesn't it?

I didn't even think about that!

 

[JoshPutman]

 

[Cowpokey]

Wife texted this to me a few minutes ago...I'm doing the best I can.

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[smoooth1]

 

[Ramius]

 

[SBRSarge]

Ramius,

I admit, it took me a minute… But that’s funny as hell.

 

[EddieNFL]

Ramius,

I admit, it took me a minute… But that’s funny as hell.

My wife picked it up quicker than I.

 

[Aussie Joe]

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[Maliclipse]

 

[Davo308]

 

[Redhook]

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Have you seen Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard? It's 100 minutes of Salma spewing profanities. I came three times.

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Average guy]

 

[Davo308]

 

[EddieNFL]

Could someone translate?

 

[Cowpokey]

Could someone translate?

I think we'd need a psycho therapist for that.

 

[LMTMWS]

What a perfect opportunity to tell her that fat people like her are 3x more likely to get serious complications according to the CDC, and that if she was really worried she would just order and pick up her groceries in the parking lot.

 

[Docsherm]

WTF ....... mental illness is serious

 

[37L1]

Living in a van down by the river. . .

 

[Doc68]

Kinda sounds like my ex wife.....I'm sure she could translate

Doc

 

[Thorny]

Her meds are working...

 

[Cherodjr]

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My problem is that while I was waiting for the enemy to get close enough to see the whites of their eyes, I would have to take a piss!

 

[geek65]

Seems to be mentally ill!

 

[Davo308]

Seems to be mentally ill!

A lot of them are.

 

[Davo308]

WTF ....... mental illness is serious

She belongs on the album cover of Sergeant Peppers lonley hearts club band.

 

[UKDslayer]

She belongs on the album cover of Sergeant Peppers lonley hearts club band.

She belongs in an institution until her meds are properly titrated.

 

[hollowoutadime]

.....Baylor.

 

[BLEE]

I long for the day when you could just pop the piss out of them in the mouth and it was considered the right thing to do. I guess I'm a dinosaur.

 

[Dirty D]

Seems to be mentally ill!

She seems to be mentally I’ll like the Pacific Ocean seems to be a large body of water.

 

[Davo308]

 

[Davo308]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Ever notice from recent shit like this, that it was almost ALWAYS the most docile, non-confrontational, and restrained people that lib critters seem to have fucked with in public... A real nihilistic mofo with a knife and no fucks to give would have turned that entire elevator into a gore splattered slaughterhouse in no time... Or maybe the real no-fucks-to-give folks out there are the ones that follow every social rule to the T and try to be as low profile as possible because they are aware that if some busybody fucks with them, they will black out and paint the nearest walls red with the busybody's innards? Who the fuck knows, right???

 

[Davo308]

Ever notice from recent shit like this, that it was almost ALWAYS the most docile, non-confrontational, and restrained people that lib critters seem to have fucked with in public... A real nihilistic mofo with a knife and no fucks to give would have turned that entire elevator into a gore splattered slaughterhouse in no time... Or maybe the real no-fucks-to-give folks out there are the ones that follow every social rule to the T and try to be as low profile as possible because they are aware that if some busybody fucks with them, they will black out and paint the nearest walls red with the busybody's innards? Who the fuck knows, right???

Yup and I particularly enjoyed them saying black lives matter to a black man as they scream and assault him.

 

[Average guy]

And back to our regular programming

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[91Eunozs]

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Holy fuck, I’m going to hell for laughing so hard at that one.

 

[eflyguy]

There are people that stupid. They walk amongst us, many of them vote.

At least this one appears to do it elsewhere.