Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Wife texted this to me a few minutes ago...I'm doing the best I can.
Have you seen Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard? It's 100 minutes of Salma spewing profanities. I came three times.
I think we'd need a psycho therapist for that.
What a perfect opportunity to tell her that fat people like her are 3x more likely to get serious complications according to the CDC, and that if she was really worried she would just order and pick up her groceries in the parking lot.
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Living in a van down by the river. . .
She belongs on the album cover of Sergeant Peppers lonley hearts club band.
She belongs in an institution until her meds are properly titrated.
I long for the day when you could just pop the piss out of them in the mouth and it was considered the right thing to do. I guess I'm a dinosaur.
She seems to be mentally I’ll like the Pacific Ocean seems to be a large body of water.
Ever notice from recent shit like this, that it was almost ALWAYS the most docile, non-confrontational, and restrained people that lib critters seem to have fucked with in public... A real nihilistic mofo with a knife and no fucks to give would have turned that entire elevator into a gore splattered slaughterhouse in no time... Or maybe the real no-fucks-to-give folks out there are the ones that follow every social rule to the T and try to be as low profile as possible because they are aware that if some busybody fucks with them, they will black out and paint the nearest walls red with the busybody's innards? Who the fuck knows, right???
Yup and I particularly enjoyed them saying black lives matter to a black man as they scream and assault him.
Holy fuck, I’m going to hell for laughing so hard at that one.
There are people that stupid. They walk amongst us, many of them vote.
At least this one appears to do it elsewhere.
Pepper spray them all........then push the up button.......
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Huge fart, hit the E-Stop button and ask them how effective their masks are.
I actually had a SO say to me on the regular “you want me to stop talking.”
“Yes”
“Okay.” (Glorious silence ensued)
One of the best humans I ever met, hands down. But even she knew she talked too much.
This is what freaking stupid looks like.
Freaking stoopid and a liberal, wants everything given to him! Will be a poor until he draws his last breath.
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