Mother nature was walking through the woods one day when she passed a yellow toad.
The yellow toad went hopping after here exclaiming
"Mother Nature Mother Nature, you have to help me!"
"What seems to be the problem?" asked Mother Nature.
The toad replied, "Well isn't that obvious? I'm YELLOW. Toads aren't supposed to be yellow, they're supposed to be GREEN"
"That's an easy fixed." replied Mother Nature, and with a quick wave of her wand, the toad turned green. That is, except for his privates.
"MOTHER NATURE MOTHER NATURE", the toad yelled, "This is MUCH worse. I cant go through life with a yellow d***. You have to do SOMETHING!!"
Mother nature replied, "Sorry, that is the best I can do."
Now pleading, the toad asked "Is there ANYONE that can help me??"
"Why yes, my little friend, I think the Wizard of Oz might be able to help." replied Mother Nature
With that, the little toad went off in search of the Wizard of Oz and Mother Nature continued her walk.
A little later she came upon a pink elephant.
The pink elephant, overjoyed at seeing Mother Nature asked, "Mother Nature can you help me please?"
"What seems to be the problem?" asked Mother Nature.
"WHATS THE PROBLEM, WHATS THE PROBLEM. I'm PINK, that's the PROBLEM!!" Bellowed the elephant. "Elephants are supposed to be GREY, none of the other elephants will talk to me I'm miserable."
"That's an easy fixed." replied Mother Nature, and with a quick wave of her wand, the elephant turned grey. That is, except for his privates.
Now the elephant is furious, "THIS IS WORSE THAN BEFORE, I'll never get a date You have to fix this!!"
Mother nature replied, "Sorry, that is the best I can do."
"Is there ANYONE that can help me???"
"Why yes, my big friend, I think the Wizard of Oz might be able to help." replied Mother Nature
"And just how do I find the Wizard of Oz?"
"That's easy" replied Mother Nature, "Just follow the yellow dicked toad"