I’m driving the express bus there!
Sesame Street has its panties in a wad already.
1:56 is when they start REALLY pushing the envelope.
1:56 is when they start REALLY pushing the envelope.
^^^ I'm going to hell for this one....
Cheers ,
Sirhr
wow I gotta settle down soon
It’s uncanny. She really could be their offspring. I can’t look away. ?
Why ?........
I pea my pants! 
you saved the thread, dude
can I more than like this?
Recession beater.
Wife says to husband "If you start riding that new bicycle I bought for you to work, we can get rid of the second car".
He replies "If you take it up the ass and let me cum on your face, we can get rid of the nanny!
Wife says to husband "If you start riding that new bicycle I bought for you to work, we can get rid of the second car".
He replies "If you take it up the ass and let me cum on your face, we can get rid of the nanny!
So let me get this straight" the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man".
"That's correct" says the defendant.
"Upon which" continues the prosecutor "you take out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her".
"That's correct" says the defendant.
"Then my question to you is - why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor.
"It seemed easier" replied the defendant "than shooting a different man every day!"
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"That's correct" says the defendant.
"Upon which" continues the prosecutor "you take out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her".
"That's correct" says the defendant.
"Then my question to you is - why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor.
"It seemed easier" replied the defendant "than shooting a different man every day!"
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I was supposed to go out with this girl on Friday night.
On Friday afternoon she called and said that she didn't think it was a good idea, because she just wanted to be friends.
So I hung up and called her back. She was like "Hello?"
I said "Hey, friend , it's me. Want to hear what this fucking bitch just did?"
On Friday afternoon she called and said that she didn't think it was a good idea, because she just wanted to be friends.
So I hung up and called her back. She was like "Hello?"
I said "Hey, friend , it's me. Want to hear what this fucking bitch just did?"
I was around 12 sitting on a 5 gallon bucket cat fishing on a creek with my grandfather. He looks at me and asks legs, breasts or thighs and I'm not talking about chicken.
I'm 30 I still have the boards that sat on the top of both our cat fish buckets.
I got 10 more years till I ask my boy.
I'm 30 I still have the boards that sat on the top of both our cat fish buckets.
I got 10 more years till I ask my boy.
Parked in the handicapped spot? I think it's safe to say the passengers are beyond handicapped. Just sayin...
That is totally uncalled for. I just clawed my eyeballs out.
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