Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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I had to turn that shit off when he wringed the cum out, holy shit.
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I’m surprised they didn’t have him say “Vote for Kamala!”
Had my arse beat with all of the above and whatever else mom and pop could get they hands on when the need arose.
I don't see a 2x4 in that line up, where does that put me? I remember having to defend my mother at school, when she broke a 2x4 over my back and my buddy was there to watch. In her defense, It was an older 2x4, so it broke a little easier than a new one. I'd have willingly taken the 2x4's over the mental mind fucks she imposed! Maybe we should be supporting abortions!
No jumper cables but I distinctly remember plow line and a cinch strap being used on several occasions.
Extention cord hurt like hell! So did a rod and reel.
Try hot wheels track. Didn't matter what side, and for some reason the joiners made it worse. Getting hit with your own toys, fucked up.
You speak the Ass-Whip Gospel, brother!
The king of ass beatings in my experience.
Rubber hose.
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Rubber hose.
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Not even close.
The trimmed frond of a palm tree.
We had a few palms in the front yard, almost always a frond on the ground.
You just snap off the fan looking end and the *branch* weighs about 4 ounces maybe......and will under no circumstances break.
Trust me when I say I tried.....gawd how I tried.
This should help.
Imagine the fan snipped to leave the longest amount of *stem* possible (about 2-3 foot x 3 inch wide x 3/4-1 inch thick).
Shit weighs nothing but is strong like bamboo (very).
Y’all can talk about whippings, but the day my dad came at me with a baseball bat was the day I left home. My senior year of high school hadn’t even started yet. Should have been the best time of my life. It wasn’t.
A smart kid would have kept the yard clear of debris
We talk joke and kid about this stuff, and I have a feeling many of us deserved our spanking. But this is over the line, friend of mine told me his dad would hit him with a ruler, edge down till he and his sisters would bleed. I believe it, I dated one of his sisters and at 24 she had scars on her ass. Great girl, she just liked to party a bit too much, now I wonder if she was trying to wash away some demons. Those people need to be removed from the planet.
I was at the kid's across the street playing when his Pappy let him have it with one of these. Scared the crap out of me, never went back over there. I had to have been 6-7 years old.
I can concur. A few feet of garden hose with a brass bib on the end will make you welt up fast. Getting my ass beat with a radiator fan belt off a D-8 CAT came a close second.
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