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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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Had my arse beat with all of the above and whatever else mom and pop could get they hands on when the need arose.
I don't see a 2x4 in that line up, where does that put me? I remember having to defend my mother at school, when she broke a 2x4 over my back and my buddy was there to watch. In her defense, It was an older 2x4, so it broke a little easier than a new one. I'd have willingly taken the 2x4's over the mental mind fucks she imposed! Maybe we should be supporting abortions!
 
I don't see a 2x4 in that line up, where does that put me? I remember having to defend my mother at school, when she broke a 2x4 over my back and my buddy was there to watch. In her defense, It was an older 2x4, so it broke a little easier than a new one. I'd have willingly taken the 2x4's over the mental mind fucks she imposed! Maybe we should be supporting abortions!
Does a piece of 4" baseboard moulding count?
 
Had plenty of spankings but would have had more if it weren't for my 4year younger brother. I was picking on him and he shot his bow at me in the house had to pull the arrow out of the drywall and fix it. That asshole also grazed my calve throwing his hatchet at me.
 
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The king of ass beatings in my experience.
Rubber hose.

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Not even close.
The trimmed frond of a palm tree.
We had a few palms in the front yard, almost always a frond on the ground.
You just snap off the fan looking end and the *branch* weighs about 4 ounces maybe......and will under no circumstances break.
Trust me when I say I tried.....gawd how I tried.

This should help.
Imagine the fan snipped to leave the longest amount of *stem* possible (about 2-3 foot x 3 inch wide x 3/4-1 inch thick).
Shit weighs nothing but is strong like bamboo (very).

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Not even close.
The trimmed frond of a palm tree.
We had a few palms in the front yard, almost always a frond on the ground.
You just snap off the fan looking end and the *branch* weighs about 4 ounces maybe......and will under no circumstances break.
Trust me when I say I tried.....gawd how I tried.

This should help.
Imagine the fan snipped to leave the longest amount of *stem* possible (about 2-3 foot x 3 inch wide x 3/4-1 inch thick).
Shit weighs nothing but is strong like bamboo (very).

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If you are familiar with a dead blow hammer that's how a rubber hose works.

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Not even close.
The trimmed frond of a palm tree.
We had a few palms in the front yard, almost always a frond on the ground.
You just snap off the fan looking end and the *branch* weighs about 4 ounces maybe......and will under no circumstances break.
Trust me when I say I tried.....gawd how I tried.

This should help.
Imagine the fan snipped to leave the longest amount of *stem* possible (about 2-3 foot x 3 inch wide x 3/4-1 inch thick).
Shit weighs nothing but is strong like bamboo (very).

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A smart kid would have kept the yard clear of debris
 
Y’all can talk about whippings, but the day my dad came at me with a baseball bat was the day I left home. My senior year of high school hadn’t even started yet. Should have been the best time of my life. It wasn’t.
We talk joke and kid about this stuff, and I have a feeling many of us deserved our spanking. But this is over the line, friend of mine told me his dad would hit him with a ruler, edge down till he and his sisters would bleed. I believe it, I dated one of his sisters and at 24 she had scars on her ass. Great girl, she just liked to party a bit too much, now I wonder if she was trying to wash away some demons. Those people need to be removed from the planet.
 
I was at the kid's across the street playing when his Pappy let him have it with one of these. Scared the crap out of me, never went back over there. I had to have been 6-7 years old.

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Yup. Recall drop the drawers, lie down, and not be able to sit for three days after. Always for actions my older brother framed me for.
 
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