Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[cas6969]

 

[232593]

 

[232593]

 

[Keith E.]

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Unfortunately, those local to me are now branded as Carly C.

Keith

 

[Modoc]

 

[cas6969]

 

[232593]

 

[Stugots]

 

[Ronws]

One of the residents at the nursing facility where my wife stays had the lower part of his right leg amputated about a month or so ago. He had this shirt on today and I laughed.

He had appreciated one of my favorite dad jokes.

I told my step-grandfather that I once knew a guy with one leg named Harry.

My step-grandfather asked, "What was the name of the other leg?"

 

[Modoc]

 

[Ronws]

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Cheeky....

 

[Maser]

Cheeky....

That's actually a chest tat.

 

[Modoc]

That's actually a chest tat.

Yours?

 

[doubloon]

Yours?

Nah, if it was his it would be two of those transformer things giving each other a blowjob

 

[Maser]

Nah, if it was his it would be two of those transformer things giving each other a blowjob

The optimus to my prime.

 

[6.5SH]

 

[Stugots]

 

[Stugots]

 

[232593]

 

[Stugots]

 

[Ronws]

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In the days of old when men were bold.
And goats were nervous.

 

[Emerson0311]

Digging through old stuff today. Been a long time.

 

[TheHorta]

Digging through old stuff today. Been a long time.

I’m not getting why this is “Socially UNacceptable Humor.”

Help a brutha out, Corpsman! Mansplain it to me.

 

[Emerson0311]

I’m not getting why this is “Socially UNacceptable Humor.”

Help a brutha out, Corpsman! Mansplain it to me.

Wrong thread. It was meant to go into the picture thread. Of course, reading isn’t my strength.

 

[Ronws]

Wrong thread. It was meant to go into the picture thread. Of course, reading isn’t my strength.

But if it was about chewing crayons, boy howdy, watch out!

 

[Emerson0311]

But if it was about chewing crayons, boy howdy, watch out!

I like the purple ones the best.

 

[Aussie Joe]

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Don't forget the hair, bitches love it when you finish in their hair

 

[Drstrangelove]

I like the purple ones the best.

Were you in the corps as well? I like the green ones. Semper Fi!