MISSING WIFE FOUND by ALASKA STATE TROOPERS
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr Wilkins but we have some information about your wife", said one of the Troopers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkins exclaimed.
The Troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first."
The Trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkins.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "Whats the good news?"
The Trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share of the catch."
Stunned, Mr Wilkins demanded, "If thats the good news, then whats the great news?"
The Trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow".