One night a vampire walks into a bar. The bartender while cleaning a glass asks the vampire. “What can I get ya?” “Just a glass cup of boiling hot water” the vampire replies. The bartender looks at the vampire odd, but gets him his cup of boiling water, and off the vampire goes. Over the next three nights the vampire comes to the bar and only asks for a cup of boiling water. On the 4th night the vampire returns, and again orders only a cup of boiling hot water. The bartender perplexed and a bit frustrated finally asks the vampire. “Sir why do you come into a bar, and only get a cup of hit water? Not a beer not a shot of whiskey? Just a cup of water?!” The vampire replies with a grin. ”well, its quite simple sir.” The vampire pulls out a tampon. “Im having a spot of tea!