SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!!!

[Krav69]

Maaannnn, I'm stuck spending "quality time" with my girlfriend, which normally is awesome, except for tonight.

I'm stuck watching the season premier of "The Bachelor", which qualifies as a reality show, which in my mind makes this evening complete S*&@!!!!

Here's some rich douche bag pilot who has to go on television to lay some pipe, instead of just calling the escort service like I used to do.

I'm located in Wheat Ridge, Colorado, so if you can hijack me, I'm buying!!!

SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!!!

 

[netranger6]

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Lol. Yeah, I changed that shit and put it on Spike.

 

[WPG]

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As you come back into the room.....awww what happened to the cable/dish? Followed by a genuine look of surprise on your face.

 

[TBass]

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Dude... I would have saved you; however, I am only checking the Hide during the commericals while watching "The Bachelor". You have to admit that there are some real psychos on there

if the offers still good next weekend, let me know

 

[mtn_cowboy]

Re: SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!!!

What's wrong with you people? There's a pretty decent Bowl Game on Fox.

 

[The Mechanic]

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Use it to your advantage. Sounds like steak and knobber night for tomorrow.

 

[TBass]

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Mechanic.... No kidding... And you can still catch the last half of the game

 

[shankster..]

Re: SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Krav69</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Maaannnn, <span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">I'm stuck spending "quality time" with my girlfriend, which normally is awesome, except for tonight.

I'm stuck watching the season premier of "The Bachelor", which qualifies as a reality show, which in my mind makes this evening complete S*</span>&@!</span>!!!</span>

Here's some rich douche bag pilot who has to go on television to lay some pipe, instead of just calling the escort service like I used to do.

I'm located in Wheat Ridge, Colorado, so if you can hijack me, I'm buying!!!

SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!!! </div></div>

 

[Bender]

So who won the Bachelor????

 

[kcbird]

Did they live happily ever after. Jesus Bender

 

[Bender]

Sorry, got bored again

 

[Josh1978]

Damn dude... 10 +year old necro thread?

I like your form.

I was wondering if anyone else picked up on that. Lol

 

[2ndamendfan]

Sorry, got bored again

killed all the pigeons huh??!!

 

[fxdwgkd]

All I could think of when I saw the thread title

 

[Dewey7271]

killed all the pigeons huh??!!

Hate when that happens....

 

[sirhrmechanic]

And this is how it is supposed to work....

Sirhr

 

[chevy_man]

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And this is how it is supposed to work....

Sirhr

This right here.


I may not have the hottest wife, but I can fix her flaws with a light switch. She doesn't do reality TV and we don't have cable anyways because she rarely turns on the TV and I haven't watched sports in years.

Oddly I married someone I can get along with and spend time together. All my divorced friends married the hottest piece of ass they could tap and they're all making the same mistake again.

 

[Bigfatcock]

Is this still available?

 

[TheGerman]

Pics of escorts?

 

[OldSalty2]

Hey man im on my way now, sorry it took so long but you know bro..the old lady and all...

 

[JakeM]

Are you married now? Is this GF also @heronblue7s GF that got mad at him for buying toilet paper or some shit?

 

[vh20]

All I could think of when I saw the thread title

YESSS!! Me too.

 

[vh20]

I was more in this train of thought...and no, its not funny. Hope OP is ok.

Dang, that’s a tough chick! She even rolls up the sleeves of her short-sleeve shirts, and I think she might be about to unleash the Phoenix Eye on that poor Antifa-type.

 

[Bigfatcock]

Dang, that’s a tough chick! She even rolls up the sleeves of her short-sleeve shirts, and I think she might be about to unleash the Phoenix Eye on that poor Antifa-type.

I'd take a slapping from her, and then fuck her...in the butt.