A teacher is explaining biology to his fourth grade students.Humans beings are the only animals that stutter,he said.
A little girl raised her hand,"I had a kitty-cat that stuttered."
The teacher knowing full well how some of these stories were precious asked the girl to share her story.
"Well,"she began,"I was in the backyard with my kitty and the pit-bull that lives next door got a running start and beforee we knew it he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must of been scary,"said the teacher."It sure was,"said the little girl."My kitty raised her back,went Fffff!Fffff!Ffff!but before my kitty could say,"Fuck!"the pit bull ate her!
A little girl raised her hand,"I had a kitty-cat that stuttered."
The teacher knowing full well how some of these stories were precious asked the girl to share her story.
"Well,"she began,"I was in the backyard with my kitty and the pit-bull that lives next door got a running start and beforee we knew it he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must of been scary,"said the teacher."It sure was,"said the little girl."My kitty raised her back,went Fffff!Fffff!Ffff!but before my kitty could say,"Fuck!"the pit bull ate her!
