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Maggie’s Switchblade... The early years

GardDog

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Gotta start somewhere...

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Re: Switchblade... The early years

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Redmanss</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He really should be covering something other than his face.</div></div>

He doesnt want to see it, but he will definitly feel it.
 
Re: Switchblade... The early years

I had a similar injury at about the same age.
It doesn't make you unable to father children, but they do come out black due to all the bruising.
 
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Is that the reason your wife gave you?







Disclaimer: Its a joke, sarcasm, meant to be funny not get anyone but hurt
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ubet</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is that the reason your wife gave you?</div></div>

Yes. She and her doctor. He's that way too, and he said the same thing happened to his daddy when he was younger.

She goes to the doctor a lot for someone who seems to be quite healthy.
 
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Looking at it, he looks like he's still catchin some air.........he MIGHT just make it!

Wish someone knew the outcome.
 
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My geometry lessons tell me that the kid in black will never reproduce!
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ubet</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is that the reason your wife gave you?</div></div>

Yes. She and her doctor. He's that way too, and he said the same thing happened to his daddy when he was younger.

She goes to the doctor a lot for someone who seems to be quite healthy. </div></div>

LOL
 
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If they were older, you could expect alcohol to have fueled this endeavor. Must have been done to impress some chick.
 
Re: Switchblade... The early years

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ubet</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is that the reason your wife gave you?</div></div>

Yes. She and her doctor. He's that way too, and he said the same thing happened to his daddy when he was younger.

She goes to the doctor a lot for someone who seems to be quite healthy. </div></div>

Now that's some funny shit right there.....
 
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HA! That rocks for city boys. We had a country gravel driveway and made our jumps from a shitload of rocks and a piece of plywood. Sting Rays with ten speed seats and motorcycle handlebars as the original BMX styled bikes. If you couldn't run a jump at least 20' you weren't fast enough or ballsy enough to hang with us. I would love to find some old snapshots from back then but I think they are in a box of stuff from my departed Mom that my brother has.