Based on significant personal experience I think the better alternative would be to find a local meth dealer and buy as much of his product as the sum total of cash you happen to have on hand will allow (including your daily ATM limit), keeping $25 in reserve. Spend $5 on a jug of gasoline. Hire a crack whore with the remaining $20 (any crack whore who will go for $20 is more than worthy of the TR brand).
Smoke all of the meth as fast as you can. Drench yourself with the gasoline. Direct the crack whore light you on fire. Having prepared beforehand by fastening a cinder block tightly to each ankle and you may now fling yourself into the sludge digestion tank of the sewerage treatment plant of your choice. The short time between smoking the meth and impacting the sludge are far preferable to the agonizing feeling of having been duped for such abomination of a rifle. Choking out on the effluence will be a far more pleasurable experience than dealing with David Rooney for even a few seconds.
If you are able to, have the crack whore film the event and please post the video in my thread outlining my experience with TR, sending a copy to all of your family, co-workers, and friends. It will serve as a favorable experiential comparison.
There, I just saved you time, money, and a bit of dignity. You're welcome.