Tactical!!

Yeah, I get a kick out of these joke pictures where folks add as much shit as they can.

As I recall, Israel decades ago used to have bottle openers in the handguards of their Galil rifles... So they wouldn't have to remove their firing hand from the grip to open a bottle when on duty. I've seen these sold recently as rail attachments as a joke by some company, but couldn't help but think of some Israeli guy out there seeing it and thinking "It's about damn time!"