Tactical Restaurant Seating

[brianf]

Some of you guys have too much time on your hands.

If the tactical seat is an uncomfortable spot ..I’ll give up some of my tactical advantage to actually enjoy my meal. Rather than being uncomfortable eating a nice dinner.

Been going out to eat for a loooong time in the manhattan tri state area..never had to smoke someone while ordering apps

 

[Longshot231]

Seafood buffet is good at both places. My wife would eat nothing but crab if it was a choice, so I didn't feel bad paying $80 each to only eat 1 plate of crab and move on to prime rib.

It's a pain in the ass, we ended up there on a slow weekend and waited in line for 30 min. Reservations were 3 months out.

 

[LuckyLuke80]

Which seat is tactical at Waffle House?

None of them

Depends on where the bathrooms are

 

[sloporsche]

Depends on where the bathrooms are

if there are no bathrooms...........depends lol

 

[Longshot231]

Which seat is tactical at Waffle House?

None of them

Waffle houses are a wonderful place for mover practice, as most are so drunk your leads are almost nothing even wall to wall.

Depends on where the bathrooms are

if there are no bathrooms...........depends lol

I agree with @DarnYankeeUSMC None of the seats are tactical seats. One never knows when there will be an airborne entry into your seating area.

 

[doubloon]

I’ll give up some of my tactical advantage

Every seat is tactical if you're an OpeRAtoR.

And the robber is an idiot.

 

[zeroz]

Are you using code words? "Hostess"? "high end"?
What about SD? That's not Standard Deviation is it? "high end" deviation of some sort?
Sexual Deviation?
My friend wants to know where he can sign up for those High End Sexual Deviation trainings and if your niece would care to take some remedial courses with him.

Hey man, his SD training is probably as "real" as the hunts he pays guides to pack him in and pack out his trophy they scouted for him on...... his Bentley his wife bought him is pretty sweet tho.

 

[Alphatreedog]

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[Aftermath]

Hey man, his SD training is probably as "real" as the hunts he pays guides to pack him in and pack out his trophy they scouted for him on...... his Bentley his wife bought him is pretty sweet tho.

For some reason I am reminded of a story where my wife's brother told some other guys in high school to stop picking on him because he would have his sister beat their asses. Now, my wife can kick some ass but still....

 

[Baron23]

Is this one of you guys? ;-) lol

Or maybe?

Well, this guy just got to be a member of the Hide...no?

 

[cas6969]

This is a trick question.
What the fuck would I be doing in a restaurant?

 

[Aftermath]

This is a trick question.
What the fuck would I be doing in a restaurant?

Receiving some "high class" service from the hostess....DUH!

 

[chillywig]

I am getting ready to go out for some high end chicken wings and need to know where is the fabled tacticool seat?

And is it better to use ranch or blue cheese to wet my suppressor?

 

[6.5SH]

I am getting ready to go out for some high end chicken wings and need to know where is the fabled tacticool seat?

And is it better to use ranch or blue cheese to wet my suppressor?

If we told you we'd have to kill you.

Neither, Italian or Russian depending on the target.

 

[hlee]

I am getting ready to go out for some high end chicken wings and need to know where is the fabled tacticool seat?

And is it better to use ranch or blue cheese to wet my suppressor?

Vinaigrette, it cuts carbon while it lubes.

 

[plong]

Where does one find one of these Tactical Restaurants for which we’re discussing seating arrangements…?

 

[hlee]

Where does one find one of these Tactical Restaurants for which we’re discussing seating arrangements…?

Amateurs eat at tactical restaurants. Professionals eat at strategic restaurants.