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One-Eyed Jack

Gunny Sergeant
Full Member
Minuteman
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Nov 29, 2004
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Minden, NV
I see a great future for this guy...
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...on the floor!

<span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:</span></span>
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

<span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:</span></span>
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

<span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:</span></span>
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight ?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.