Maggie’s The Difference Between an Sheep and A Cow

[fx77]

A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

 

[DAFAR]

Re: The Difference Between an Sheep and A Cow

Ok I liked that thanks for the chuckle

 

[USMCj]

Re: The Difference Between an Sheep and A Cow

LOL

 

[jwaj]

Re: The Difference Between an Sheep and A Cow

That's a good one.

 

[Lindy]

Re: The Difference Between an Sheep and A Cow

Everyone knows that the difference between a sheep and a cow is that you have to stand on a stump to have sex with a cow, silly.

 

[oneshot86]

Re: The Difference Between an Sheep and A Cow

both of you...

too funny...

 

[Ratbert]

Re: The Difference Between an Sheep and A Cow

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lindy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Everyone knows that the difference between a sheep and a cow is that you have to stand on a stump to have sex with a cow, silly.
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I don't think Frank see's your point. He has to stand on a stump to have sex, period.

 

[Lindy]

Re: The Difference Between an Sheep and A Cow

Depends on whether he's the pitcher or the catcher...

 

[SonicBoom]

Re: The Difference Between an Sheep and A Cow

time to go annoy my girlfriend with this joke...

 

[GardDog]

Re: The Difference Between an Sheep and A Cow

Good one.