The official snipers hide “Yo Momma” joke thread.

[Doc68]

Your momma so far, when she wears a Malcom X t shirt, helicopters try to use her as a landing zone......

Doc

 

[Mudburner]

Yo momma so poor, she couldn't even afford to give you an apostrophe fo yo 'tread title. She so dumb, she thought capital letters was mail fo yo uncle "Sniffy Joe".

 

[whatsupdoc]

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock

 

[akmike47]

 

[Bolt_Overide]

Your momma so fat it took me two days and 7 tanks of gas to get on her good side.
Your momma so fat she put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your momma so fat USPS gave her her own zip code.
Your momma so fat her high school pics were taken with the hubble.
Your momma so fat her blood type is gravy.
Your momma so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Your momma so ugly her parents fed her with a sling shot
Your momma so ugly when she was little she got picked up by the dog catcher
Your momma so ugly the army is gonna plaster her picture inside blue shitters to cut down on the masterbation.
Your momma only got one leg and she aint gonna stand for this shit
Your momma is is the nicest person I know, she gave me the hair off her back.

 

[forrestgump01]

Your mama is so big , if she went missing they would put her picture on a milk.......Truck

 

[Carole Baskins]

Yo mama so ugly, even her dildo limp.

 

[forrestgump01]

Well don’t be a selfish dick, what’s her number?

 

[Drew M]

Went to see yo mama, but the line was to long.

Went to bang yo mama, she didn't have change for a dollar.

 

[Sparkeytj]

I was supposed to be your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence

Your mom is so horny her vibrator is made by john deere

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Your momma so ugly the army is gonna plaster her picture inside blue shitters to cut down on the masturbation.

This would never be effective in the USMC we love a good slam pig. And we don’t call them “blue shitters” the proper name is “masturbatorium”


Now back to the mama jokes.

 

[StealthOwl]

Does anyone work around here?

Yo momma work.

 

[GreenGO Juan]

Does anyone work around here?

Yo mama steals from yo daddy to my bills

 

[Desert Raven]

Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road.

Yo mama so fat all ya gotta do to make love to her is slap her thigh and ride da wave in.

 

[Ronws]

Yo mama so dumb that when you were born and the doctor said, "Congratulations! A healthy baby boy!", she said, "Great. Is it mine?"

 

[DocRDS]

Does anyone work around here?

Yo momma be workin hard

on the corner!

 

[Jscb1b]

Does anyone work around here?

Yo momma!

 

[Jscb1b]

Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house she sits around the house.

 

[Maser]

Yo mamas so fat her knee not only would've killed George Floyd, but also drove him straight to hell at the same time.

 

[Snipe260]

Yo mamas pussy stank so bad that it made a cadaver dog throw up!

 

[Snipe260]

If yo mama had us many sticking out of her that was stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine!

 

[Maser]

Yo mamas so ugly her dates spike their own drinks with roofies.

 

[abn31c]

Bitch so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road.

 

[akmike47]

Keep my momma out of this and I’ll keep this out of yo momma.

 

[Dirty D]

Went to bang yo mama, she didn't have change for a dollar.

She charges by the inch

 

[StealthOwl]

Yo momma teeth so gapped, she floss with a boresnake.

 

[Slash0311]

(I heard this at work just this week)

Yo momma so hairy, your brother was born with rug burn.

 

[forrestgump01]

Yo mama's been banged more than a screen door in a hurricane.

 

[akmike47]

Your mother was a lovely woman, but I made sweet love to her and never called again.

I also wiped my dick off on your pillow.

 

[Bender]

Yo mama so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a headlock

 

[akmike47]

Yo mama so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a headlock

Yours looks like don king is eating her out

 

[Familydude]

83 posts, two jokes I hadn’t heard.

Your mom’s is so dumb she climbed a tree and sat on a limb ‘cause she wanted to be branch manager.

 

[gonzaga]

Yo momma is so fat she needs a wide load sign on her car.....
My son told a kid that when he was about 10, and he wasn't lying either, she was BIIIIGGGG

 

[CZp-01]

 

[NukeMMC]

Yo momma such a MILF her Chanel No.5 is Hoppe's #9

 

[NukeMMC]

Yo momma so fat she even eats @sirhrmechanic chicken fried steak!

 

[mvphilly]

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Sixty_Two!

 

[akmike47]

You’re proof of how ugly yo momma is, no joke necessary.

 

[Darryle]

Yo mama's so ugly she had to trick or treat by phone

 

[StealthOwl]

Yo momma so dumb she waters her driveway.

Yo momma so fat she had to get her CDL just to drive herself around.

She so dayum ugly she made a buzzard lose its appetite.

 

[akmike47]

Yo mommas twat so swampy even ducks unlimited won’t touch her

 

[HeavyAssault]

Yo momma so skinny that when she sticks her tongue out @sirhrmechanic pops to attention with a smart salute!!!