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Yo mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock
Your momma so fat it took me two days and 7 tanks of gas to get on her good side.
Your momma so fat she put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your momma so fat USPS gave her her own zip code.
Your momma so fat her high school pics were taken with the hubble.
Your momma so fat her blood type is gravy.
Your momma so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Your momma so ugly her parents fed her with a sling shot
Your momma so ugly when she was little she got picked up by the dog catcher
Your momma so ugly the army is gonna plaster her picture inside blue shitters to cut down on the masterbation.
Your momma only got one leg and she aint gonna stand for this shit
Your momma is is the nicest person I know, she gave me the hair off her back.
Your momma so fat she put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your momma so fat USPS gave her her own zip code.
Your momma so fat her high school pics were taken with the hubble.
Your momma so fat her blood type is gravy.
Your momma so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Your momma so ugly her parents fed her with a sling shot
Your momma so ugly when she was little she got picked up by the dog catcher
Your momma so ugly the army is gonna plaster her picture inside blue shitters to cut down on the masterbation.
Your momma only got one leg and she aint gonna stand for this shit
Your momma is is the nicest person I know, she gave me the hair off her back.
Your mama is so big , if she went missing they would put her picture on a milk.......Truck
Went to see yo mama, but the line was to long.
Went to bang yo mama, she didn't have change for a dollar.
Went to bang yo mama, she didn't have change for a dollar.
This would never be effective in the USMC we love a good slam pig. And we don’t call them “blue shitters” the proper name is “masturbatorium”
Now back to the mama jokes.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road.
Yo mama so fat all ya gotta do to make love to her is slap her thigh and ride da wave in.
Yo mama so fat all ya gotta do to make love to her is slap her thigh and ride da wave in.
Yo mamas so fat her knee not only would've killed George Floyd, but also drove him straight to hell at the same time.
Yo mamas pussy stank so bad that it made a cadaver dog throw up!
Yo mamas so ugly her dates spike their own drinks with roofies.
(I heard this at work just this week)
Yo momma so hairy, your brother was born with rug burn.
Yo momma so hairy, your brother was born with rug burn.
Yo mama's been banged more than a screen door in a hurricane.
Yo mama so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a headlock
83 posts, two jokes I hadn’t heard.
Your mom’s is so dumb she climbed a tree and sat on a limb ‘cause she wanted to be branch manager.
Your mom’s is so dumb she climbed a tree and sat on a limb ‘cause she wanted to be branch manager.
Yo momma such a MILF her Chanel No.5 is Hoppe's #9
Yo momma so fat she even eats @sirhrmechanic chicken fried steak!
Yo mama's so ugly she had to trick or treat by phone
Yo momma so dumb she waters her driveway.
Yo momma so fat she had to get her CDL just to drive herself around.
She so dayum ugly she made a buzzard lose its appetite.
Yo momma so fat she had to get her CDL just to drive herself around.
She so dayum ugly she made a buzzard lose its appetite.
Yo momma so skinny that when she sticks her tongue out @sirhrmechanic pops to attention with a smart salute!!! 
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