Maggie’s THE OLD MAN !!!!

[Sendero_Man]

The North Dakota Department of government offices claimed a small Bismarck farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

ND Govt employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay
them.

Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

ND Govt employee: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally
challenged one.

Farmer: That would be me.

 

[flounderv2]

Re: THE OLD MAN !!!!

Classic.

 

[aac_shooter]

Re: THE OLD MAN !!!!

good stuff.

 

[Sendero_Man]

Re: THE OLD MAN !!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: flounderv2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Classic.

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I thought so

 

[Downrange1x]

Re: THE OLD MAN !!!!

LYAO!!!!!

 

[Chilo]

Re: THE OLD MAN !!!!

Would be really funny if it weren't really true. As it is, it's pretty sad...I'm the mentally challenged (deranged) one.