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[KIDGLOCK]

The Perfect Fairy Tale - From the Heart



Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess will you marry me? The Princess laughed and said NO!!



And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and fucked skinny big-titted broads, and hunted, and raced cars, and went to naked bars, and dated women half his age, and drank whiskey, beer and never heard bitching, and never paid child support or alimony, and ate pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders, and kept his house and guns, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin' cool as hell, and had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.



The End

 

[Queequeg]

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Damn this dust in my eyes...

 

[CE1371]

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A wise old Marine once said

"Manatee free is the way to be."

 

[Maggot]

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Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

 

[JWV]

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Why buy the cow when the sex is free?

 

[smokshwn]

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I love that story so much, I decided to live it

 

[dmdakota]

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Never gets old!

 

[BOLTRIPPER]

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and so it is written............

 

[The Mechanic]

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I bet he was looking over his shoulder when he wrote that.

 

[Red Ryder]

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Surprised Shankster didn't write that.

 

[E3C3H3O3]

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why couldn't someone have told me this story 7 years ago, LOL

 

[guther]

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Pefection has finally been realized!!!!
Guther

 

[bondoscustomz1]

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Sorry, but you left out the part about a good dog. Other than that, its perfect. I tear'd up thinkin woulda,shoulda,coulda!!!!!