The postman walked to the door of a home in an upscale neighborhood, and as he put the mail in the slot, the door opened, and there stood a very scantily clad beautiful blonde.
She invited him inside. So he went in.
"Have you had breakfast?" she asked.
"Well, no I haven't" says he. She led him to the kitchen where she had a sumptuous breakfast laid out.
"Help yourself" she said.
He did. When he had finished his coffee, she released her gown, and standing there naked, invited him to the bedroom. He followed her, leaving a trail of uniform parts on the way.
When she finished with him, and he was walking out the door, she said, "Wait, there's something more", and handed him a dollar.
He said," Nothing this wonderful has ever happened to me before. I don't mean to appear ungrateful, but what the hell is going on here?"
"Well", she said, "It's Christmas in a few days, and this morning, I asked my husband what we should give the postman."
He said, "F^^k the postman, give him a dollar."
The breakfast was my idea.....
She invited him inside. So he went in.
"Have you had breakfast?" she asked.
"Well, no I haven't" says he. She led him to the kitchen where she had a sumptuous breakfast laid out.
"Help yourself" she said.
He did. When he had finished his coffee, she released her gown, and standing there naked, invited him to the bedroom. He followed her, leaving a trail of uniform parts on the way.
When she finished with him, and he was walking out the door, she said, "Wait, there's something more", and handed him a dollar.
He said," Nothing this wonderful has ever happened to me before. I don't mean to appear ungrateful, but what the hell is going on here?"
"Well", she said, "It's Christmas in a few days, and this morning, I asked my husband what we should give the postman."
He said, "F^^k the postman, give him a dollar."
The breakfast was my idea.....
