Maggie’s The Trouble With Chicken

[Guest]

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...

 

[Duc]

Re: The Trouble With Chicken

GREAT!
Will be sending this around

 

[USMCj]

Re: The Trouble With Chicken

LOL!

 

[dunecrew]

Re: The Trouble With Chicken

Hillarious, Tucker301 always comes up with the good ones.

 

[AXEMAN]

Re: The Trouble With Chicken

but he is so right, lol. come one, how many of you "accidentally" pull the skin off the chicken at a picnic when your going for some out of that red & white bucket? slap it on a soft warm bun and have a skin sandwich. dont tell me im the only one either