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Maggie’s The Wall --A Medical Opinion

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  • Nov 29, 2005
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    Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should the U.S. build
    Trump's Mexican Wall? The Allergists were in favor of scratching it,
    but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
    Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
    Neurologists thought Trump had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile,
    Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a
    misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea
    shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
    Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the
    whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through
    it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the
    Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The
    Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face
    on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
    the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists
    thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't
    have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out,
    leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington!​