• Winner! Quick Shot Challenge: Caption This Sniper Fail Meme

    View thread

Maggie’s The wife's "GOTCHA" quote of the day....

Re: The wife's "GOTCHA" quote of the day....

True, for sure, but did you tell her how much it would cost to pay for all that ammo you are going to expend? Not that it's a bad thing...
 
Re: The wife's "GOTCHA" quote of the day....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TOP PREDATOR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"if you spent as much time at the range as you do on your forums perhaps you'd shoot better"


wanted to reply "if you broke the seal on that cook book, i wouldn't have to eat at burger king"


<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #CC0000">...but thought better of it</span></span>


</div></div>

And that sir is called WISDOM.
smile.gif
 
Re: The wife's "GOTCHA" quote of the day....

i can't complain though, she doesn't get on my case about getting toys.

then again i have explained to her that since i stopped smoking funny cigarettes, drinking in bars (an not very much at home), stopped building cars, don't really golf anymore, etc.... that the cash i didn't waste pissin' down a drain goes for something i've enjoyed through all of the "phases".

plus basically if i'm not home i'm either at work, at the range or at my hunting spots. so she knows where i'm at most of the time.

she doesn't get out a good zinger often, but when she does it's priceless.

last time was about 3 years ago, i commented i had to change oil in the mower.

without hesitation she asked sarcastically "really, has it been 3,000 pushes already?"
 
Re: The wife's "GOTCHA" quote of the day....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TOP PREDATOR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i can't complain though, she doesn't get on my case about getting toys. </div></div>

Gotta love that!
 
Re: The wife's "GOTCHA" quote of the day....

Reminds me of the story of the couple married about 3 months--Wife comes into the reloading room, says "Honey, since you're married now, I think you should spend less time shooting, reloading and fishing." "Holy crap!", says he. "What?" "You're starting to sound like my ex-wife" "I didn't know you were married before!"


"I wasn't!"