Thoughts worth pondering.

[Maggot]

Let me add my own original:

"Knowledge may be power but power without wisdom is folly."

 

[Alphatreedog]

Man who go to bed with itchy heiny wake up with smelly finger .

 

[Bender]

Man who sit on toilet is high on pot

 

[david walter]

“They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.

“But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,

“And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."

Kipling.

 

[Alphatreedog]

A Bird in da hand is cheaper than a Fye Dolla Holla in ya won't git no STD .

 

[n2ishun]

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the mass of the ass taking into consideration that the heat of the meat remains constant.

 

[Tanger]

Man who walk in front of car, get tired.
Man who walk behind car, get exhausted.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Can't and shouldn't are two different things .

 

[GUN NUT in IA]

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the mass of the ass taking into consideration that the heat of the meat remains constant.

Any significant impact with the square of the hair?

 

[n2ishun]

Any significant impact with the square of the hair?

I could possibly adjust parameters to include a variable for it.
Are we talking the square hair above the chin, or below the belly ?
Details must be accounted for.

 

[Maggot]

When seconds count a cop is just minutes away.

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy,

 

[david walter]

The difference between pussy and parsley is no one eats parsley.

 

[JoshPutman]

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving TWICE.

 

[Bigfatcock]

 

[GOONrep75]

Man who walks through turnstile backwards is going to Bangkok.

 

[Thorny]

“Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re actually paying for.” – Will Rogers

 

[Rthur]

I've got a brother named Esau that lives down in Arkansas
that has a saw that beat every saw you ever saw if you have
saw a saw that beat my brother Esau's saw you saw more than I ever saw.

R

 

[acudaowner]

 

[hondo1312]

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

If you spin an Oriental person in circles, do they become disorentied?

Why are hemorrhoids in your ass, but asteroids are in space?

 

[Halfnutz]

Man with hands in pants feeling cocky.

 

[MrSmith]

Why does turning on the TV make it take 15 minutes longer just to put on your socks? - Big Jim

Thank you,
MrSmith