TOILET PAPER CALCULATOR

[Centuriator]

You can now calculate how long your TP stash will last you.

How Much Toilet Paper?! - The Toilet Paper Calculator

I will survive with my toilet roll in quarantine! How long will you last?

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[dtdk]

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[Centuriator]

The calculator, as far as I can tell, does not provide the assumptions it uses for calculating how many squares of TP are going to be used in one "session." I am practicing conservation, limiting myself to four squared, practicing careful geometric folding to accomplish the mission. I used to pull it out in huge bunches and go to town, plunger at the ready.

 

[Vodak]

Ah the classic sheets per shit quandary.

 

[E. Bryant]

Can we get everyone brought up to speed on calculating percentages before we get into complex algebra story problems?

 

[Centuriator]

Funny fact: I found these and bought a whole case of them...just in case. My wife thought I was crazy, as usual, but ... I learned the hard way to keep TP in the truck for those "ate a bad burrito at the truck stop" situations. Learned that lesson the hard way one day.

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[rtB]

I only have 873 days worth, time to restock.

 

[Centuriator]

I only have 873 days worth, time to restock.

You fool! What were you thinking?

 

[theLBC]

452 days. we haven't bought tp since january or the last time it was on sale.
it doesn't go bad. it isn't something we will quit using.

i still don't even understand why smokers buy one pack at a time.

 

[hlee]

Where do you input the number of neighbors in your area and the amount of ammo in your hoard?