Maggie’s Tolerance Promotion and Ground Zero

[konabully]

If it is true that the mosque near Ground Zero is to promote tolerance;

It was suggested that a gay nightclub be opened next door.

Two names suggested are "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me Hot".

 

[Mike]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: konabully</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
If it is true that the mosque near Ground Zero is to promote tolerance;

It was suggested that a gay nightclub be opened next door.

Two names suggested are "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me Hot".

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I haven't laughed this loud in a long time.

 

[Phil1]

Re: Tolerance Promotion and Ground Zero

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: konabully</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
If it is true that the mosque near Ground Zero is to promote tolerance;

It was suggested that a gay nightclub be opened next door.

Two names suggested are "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me Hot".

</div></div>

I don't know if you came up with that on your own but that's funny.

 

[USMCj]

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LOL!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahah! You Mecca me hot! Hahahahahahahaha

 

[Nachtadler]

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hahahahaha You Mecca Me Hot gets my vote for the name. That is freakin' hilarious!

 

[desertHK]

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That's an awesome idea. Should put it forward for the NY City Hall planning board. May be they will have somthing to bargain with the folks that want to build the mosque at Ground Zero.

 

[mauserman]

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I'm still laughing!

 

[usmcMT]

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Funny shit man. Thanks...

 

[Mike Casselton]

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Open a BBQ pit next door. Cook only pork and that wonderful smell should encase the mosque and entice Hajee into some tolerance of his own.

Put You Mecca Me Hot next door on the other side and Turban Cowboy across the street.

A bagel shop wouldn't hurt either...

 

[Swampkat]

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lol or name it the Pecca Mecca

 

[E3C3H3O3]

Re: Tolerance Promotion and Ground Zero

Now thats some funny stuff

 

[Guest]

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There probably already are several in the area.
Just rename one.

I like the BBQ idea.

 

[Switchblade]

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I got some extra bacon grease and a few slabs of bacon for the site prep

 

[rwleonard]

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We gotta work a liquor store and a porn shop in there somewhere. Hey, this is starting to take shape!

Rick

 

[azsteve]

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They could name the gay club, "Suspicious Package".

Although "You Mecca Me Hot" does really hit them with a 1,2 punch. Now if you could just get the name of the prophet in the mix.

 

[konabully]

Re: Tolerance Promotion and Ground Zero

"Allah-U Can Eat" Buffet

- open all night 24/7, specializing in "firecracker" hot links, bacon pops & a squishy machine.

 

[fx77]

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Great

 

[Amacron]

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I don't care who you are thats funny!

 

[Ratbert]

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Cause nothing honors the sensitivities of the '9/11 families' more than some hot man-on-man action. Let's show those terrorists that no matter what they do to us, they'll never quench our ability to organize a truly fantastic train party.

 

[GUNNER75]

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LMAO

 

[Choeppner99]

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You Mecca Me Hot is hilarious. Needed a laugh tonight.

 

[Guest]

Re: Tolerance Promotion and Ground Zero

Here's the full list from the e-mail that's making its way around.

* Turban Cowboys
* Suspicious Packages
* Submission
* Outfidels
* Brokeback Mecca
* Très Sheik
* Infidelicious
* Shake your Shi'a
* The Camel's Hump
* Allah's Closet
* The Pink Crescent
* The Queeran
* JiHot!
* The Sphinx's Sphincter
* Ram-a-Dan
* Turbinatrix
* Lady Agha
* Al-Gay-Da
* Religion of Piece
* Allah Cock Bar
* Yassir, That's My Booty
* I-Slam
* Homohammed's
* The Ba'ath House
* House of Saudomy
* The Circle Turk
* You Mecca Me Hot
* The Lonesome Camel
* Mecca and My Weena
* We Put the Ass in Madrassa
* Sandjobs
* Osama's Been Ridden
* The Holy City of Me-Cum
* I Dream of Weenie
* Talibuns

 

[konabully]

Re: Tolerance Promotion and Ground Zero

Haha!

 

[Møønlight]

Re: Tolerance Promotion and Ground Zero

In-fun-dale's
In-fun-Tail's
O'boom'yu's
Hez-ballz-deep-in-ya
Jizz-Hot!
Allah-ass-man!
Allah-Back-Bar
Slam'in Mo'ham-in's
allah-ta-saudi-me

MS

 

[VJJPunisher]

Re: Tolerance Promotion and Ground Zero

jerka me derka?

Allah-ta-Meat for the BBQ joint