Maggie’s Trolling the coffee shop types in Scottsdale

Dirty D

Resident Sommelier of cellulite
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I blend into this hybrid bougie/woke barista crowd like @1J04 at a Mensa meeting and the stares and glares are world class. I do love my assigned job while visiting this planet and pretending to be a human.

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My money is on a mullet instead of a ponytail. Mullets pull in more heifers than a ponytail. Got bad news for you DirtyD. You need to head E into Apache Junction or SW into Tolleson to find them. Only thing you will find in Snobsdale is trophy wife material and lots of silicone.
 
My money is on a mullet instead of a ponytail. Mullets pull in more heifers than a ponytail. Got bad news for you DirtyD. You need to head E into Apache Junction or SW into Tolleson to find them. Only thing you will find in Snobsdale is trophy wife material and lots of silicone.
Nope, lots of chubby little rich girls ‘round these parts. I just throw a lick n stick tramp stamp on ‘em and they are gtg.
 
True story.

About 20 years ago, my wifey and I are up in Scottsdale staying at some hotel near Scottsdale and Indian School. We decided to go for a walk that evening and low and behold there was a liquor on the east side of Scottsdale road, Arcadia Liquors. I grew up in Phoenix and I told her I had to go in there and buy some beer.
It was a hole-in-the-wall store, a hold over from 20 years prior before Scottsdale was Scottsdale. I was talking to the clerk and shared how I used to come in there when I was in high school and but beer. He chuckled and said 'then you were buying from my dad'.
We had a nice conversation about then and now, and how things had changed from the '70s. A few years later he sold the property and there is a high rise there now.
It's rough being a boomer.