Just saw my custom title.
Actually quite funny.
And true.
Actually quite funny.
And true.
Maggie’s Tucker is an asshole
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Not the greatest custom title, but it's a start. 
Yeah, I think the only people that I have trouble keeping up with are my kids.
My 2 year old just started headbutting people, it is so hard to tell him no instead of laughing my ass off when he does it to other people and they act like they are dying.
Hands down my kids are the best thing I have done in my life.
My 2 year old just started headbutting people, it is so hard to tell him no instead of laughing my ass off when he does it to other people and they act like they are dying.
Hands down my kids are the best thing I have done in my life.
Wut?!?!
This response fits your title well.
Maybe I should have a few drinks to figure out how to relate ^^^^^^ this to the OP.
Maybe I should have a few drinks to figure out how to relate ^^^^^^ this to the OP.
i cunt hear you, i have an ear infucktion, let me finger it out
Twat's that ?..........
...And then they're 48, just left their second marriage, and they're moving in with you...
Laugh now, then is too late.
Greg
With the grand kids too. And the dog.
Original.....not
Mine are small. 6, 7, and 8. And I miss the little age. With the speech it takes a little work to understand.
Neighbors have a 2 year old. So I see him regularly for that. He also loves giving double high fives and hugs which is always good.
Neighbors have a 2 year old. So I see him regularly for that. He also loves giving double high fives and hugs which is always good.
Do you do speech therapy?
Haha. 2 year olds... mine doesn’t like flies. They “scare her to deaf”. You ask her if she wants a swat, her reply is “nope and nope”. I love the 2-3 years the most. Everyday is like a box of chocolates....
@supercorndogs
I dont do speech therapy. Man Nurse.
I just love when kids can say a lot, but it is hard to understand. Like the recent video of the little boy so upset his momma left without giving him a kiss.
And as @Lapuapalooza said, the hilarious moments that come at any given second.
I dont do speech therapy. Man Nurse.
I just love when kids can say a lot, but it is hard to understand. Like the recent video of the little boy so upset his momma left without giving him a kiss.
And as @Lapuapalooza said, the hilarious moments that come at any given second.
@powdahound76 I see, I got a job doing speech therapy this year. Half of my day is 2-4 year olds. I drive around in a company car full of toys playing games with kids for half my day. Good on you for helping jump start these kids ability to communicate effectively.
Dang. That sounds like an awesome job.
To me its just part of being a parent and part of kids lives.
Read to them A LOT has always been a thing too.
With the neighbor kid its part of the village thing......
Little Sam does seem to be highly interested in power tools and gas operated tools like lawn mowers, leaf blowers, and snow blowers. And my impact gun changing the tires out last weekend......
To me its just part of being a parent and part of kids lives.
Read to them A LOT has always been a thing too.
With the neighbor kid its part of the village thing......
Little Sam does seem to be highly interested in power tools and gas operated tools like lawn mowers, leaf blowers, and snow blowers. And my impact gun changing the tires out last weekend......
All this talk about kids and let’s not forget (he/she/xe won’t let us forget) that @Tucker301 is still an asshole.
(I’m not still throwing a tantrum about that meme thing)
?
(I’m not still throwing a tantrum about that meme thing)
?
or, his father...........
Asked him for some computer help, he sent me this.....
NEED TO KNOW: GLOSSARY OF COMPUTER TERMS
ALPHA: Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work".
BETA: Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work". It is worth noting that "Release 1.0" can also be translated as "still doesn't work but rent was due".
COMPUTER: Instrument of torture. The first computer was invented by Roger "Duffy" Billingsly, a British scientist. In a plot to overthrow Adolf Hitler, Duffy disguised himself as a German ally and offered his invention as a gift to the surly dictator. The plot worked. On April 8, 1945, Adolf became so enraged at the "Incompatible File Format" error message that he shot himself. The war ended soon after Hitler's death, and Duffy began working for IBM.
CPU: Central propulsion unit. The CPU is the computer's engine. It consists of a hard drive, an interface card and a tiny spinning wheel that's powered by a running rodent - a gerbil if the machine is a old machine, a ferret if it's more recent and a ferret on speed if it's a "performance model".
DEFAULT DIRECTORY: Black hole. Default directory is where all files that you need disappear to. The default directory exists in part to ensure you lose some important files when you (or a virus) reformat your hard drive.
ERROR MESSAGE: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings.
FILE: A document that has been saved with an unidentifiable name. It helps to think of a file as something stored in a file cabinet - except when you try to remove the file, the cabinet gives you an electric shock and tells you the file format is unknown.
HARDWARE: Collective term for any computer-related object that can be kicked or battered, often without breaking.
HELP: What we all need. Actually, it is the feature that assists in generating more questions. When the help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of Help screens and end up where they started from without learning anything... but now it's their fault and they should buy more RAM.
INPUT/OUTPUT: Information is input from the keyboard as intelligible data and output to the printer as unrecognizable junk.
INTERIM RELEASE: A programmer's feeble attempt at repentance.
MEMORY: Of computer components, the most generous in terms of variety, and the skimpiest in terms of quantity.
PRINTER: A joke in poor taste. A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
PROGRAMMERS: Computer avengers. Once members of that group of high school nerds who wore tape on their glasses, played Dungeons and Dragons, and memorized Star Trek episodes; now millionaires who create "user-friendly" software to get revenge on whoever gave them noogies.
REFERENCE MANUAL: Object that raises the monitor to eye level. Also used to compensate for that short table leg.
SCHEDULED RELEASE DATE: A carefully calculated date determined by estimating the actual shipping date and subtracting six months from it.
USER-FRIENDLY: Of or pertaining to any feature, device or concept that makes perfect sense to a programmer.
USERS: Collective term for those who stare vacantly at a monitor. Users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
*NOVICE USERS: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
*INTERMEDIATE USERS: People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
*EXPERT USERS: People who break other people's computers.
NEED TO KNOW: GLOSSARY OF COMPUTER TERMS
ALPHA: Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work".
BETA: Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work". It is worth noting that "Release 1.0" can also be translated as "still doesn't work but rent was due".
COMPUTER: Instrument of torture. The first computer was invented by Roger "Duffy" Billingsly, a British scientist. In a plot to overthrow Adolf Hitler, Duffy disguised himself as a German ally and offered his invention as a gift to the surly dictator. The plot worked. On April 8, 1945, Adolf became so enraged at the "Incompatible File Format" error message that he shot himself. The war ended soon after Hitler's death, and Duffy began working for IBM.
CPU: Central propulsion unit. The CPU is the computer's engine. It consists of a hard drive, an interface card and a tiny spinning wheel that's powered by a running rodent - a gerbil if the machine is a old machine, a ferret if it's more recent and a ferret on speed if it's a "performance model".
DEFAULT DIRECTORY: Black hole. Default directory is where all files that you need disappear to. The default directory exists in part to ensure you lose some important files when you (or a virus) reformat your hard drive.
ERROR MESSAGE: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings.
FILE: A document that has been saved with an unidentifiable name. It helps to think of a file as something stored in a file cabinet - except when you try to remove the file, the cabinet gives you an electric shock and tells you the file format is unknown.
HARDWARE: Collective term for any computer-related object that can be kicked or battered, often without breaking.
HELP: What we all need. Actually, it is the feature that assists in generating more questions. When the help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of Help screens and end up where they started from without learning anything... but now it's their fault and they should buy more RAM.
INPUT/OUTPUT: Information is input from the keyboard as intelligible data and output to the printer as unrecognizable junk.
INTERIM RELEASE: A programmer's feeble attempt at repentance.
MEMORY: Of computer components, the most generous in terms of variety, and the skimpiest in terms of quantity.
PRINTER: A joke in poor taste. A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
PROGRAMMERS: Computer avengers. Once members of that group of high school nerds who wore tape on their glasses, played Dungeons and Dragons, and memorized Star Trek episodes; now millionaires who create "user-friendly" software to get revenge on whoever gave them noogies.
REFERENCE MANUAL: Object that raises the monitor to eye level. Also used to compensate for that short table leg.
SCHEDULED RELEASE DATE: A carefully calculated date determined by estimating the actual shipping date and subtracting six months from it.
USER-FRIENDLY: Of or pertaining to any feature, device or concept that makes perfect sense to a programmer.
USERS: Collective term for those who stare vacantly at a monitor. Users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
*NOVICE USERS: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
*INTERMEDIATE USERS: People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
*EXPERT USERS: People who break other people's computers.
Shoulda got a Mac..... ?
Running windows on a hard drive per chance?
Earned it?! @Tucker301 has a degree in asshole! MotherTuckers senior project was stealing my memes.
I’m not still mad about it ?
My grandson is 14 months now. His favorite words are Dad, Mom, Hot, Tits and Ass. Swear to God, I'm not making this shit up. Loves to headbutt too, love this little shit. I had nothing to do with his vocabulary except for the "hot" bc of our woodstove.
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