Two Alligators


"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood"
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  • Jul 27, 2007
    Somebody sent me this and I thought it so profound as to deserve its own thread.


    Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp.

    The small one turns to the big one and says; I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it."

    "Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"

    "Politicians, same as you," replies the small alligator."

    "Hm. Well, where do you catch 'em?"

    "Down by the Capitol building in DC"

    "Same here. Hm. How do you catch 'em?"

    "Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite 'em, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

    "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase..."

    Maggot out


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  • Oct 18, 2021
    I am just reminded of my 3 step process for determining that a politician is lying.

    1) lips are moving
    2) sound and words are coming out while the lips are moving
    3) it is a day that ends in the letter 'y'