- Thread starter Eric B.
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Unicorns are interdimensional transport systems, used by the Greys.
Their true form is hideous and mindbreaking to humans, so that's why they are cloaked to look like spiky horsey thingeys.
Their true form is hideous and mindbreaking to humans, so that's why they are cloaked to look like spiky horsey thingeys.
Trenchant analysis. I see you have been sharpened by the big brains of the Bear Pit.
FWIW, Choid is more muscular, less fat, and far more hirsute.
That isn’t Choid obviously.
His steed has the rape appendage between its eyes - this steed is merely the standard model from the Health Department motor pool.
Why are y’all posting pictures of Pokémon talking about spikey dildos and what not? TF is wrong with you inbreds
Again.. wrong forum guys... let’s talk scopes and guns, not anal probes and mystical cartoon creatures that y’all fantasize about riding.
sheesh. Y’all got wives for that freaky stuff.
P.S God is watching you type that sin-ful-sin filled commentary shaking his head saying, maybe abortions should be allowed into the Biblical scriptures?
Unicorns were also the first form of the taxi cab.
You just stand in the street facing the direction that you are going and they come along and pick you up.
There is probably a better chance of getting picked up by one than getting one of these scopes.
You just stand in the street facing the direction that you are going and they come along and pick you up.
There is probably a better chance of getting picked up by one than getting one of these scopes.
I’ve located all the lost Unicorn horns.
Killed... just for their horn. So sad.
Killed... just for their horn. So sad.
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Choids also do not wear uggs while riding. WTF is that shit?
I make my wife wear them while naked.What’s an UGG? I mean google turned up the result but how do you know what it is! ?
Thought you said wearing her suit
I'm super straight. Sorry to disappoint.
Ugg booths are thexy.
I’ll take it!
That's not what you're smelling, lanolin is odorless.
Then so are SCAR stocks because that's obviously what they're designed after!
I'm sorta pissed. I never got my goddamn XM8. I got a lot of other "X" rated shit but not that. I just wanna be 20 again so I can play with this shit.
Pretty sure it's gonna be the Sig that wins the rifle. For a few reasons.
That scope will be the bane of the project though. More shit to fail, more shit nobody will be able to figure out, COC give even less fucks for math than they do marksmanship... What could go wrong?
But what do I know, I only had to teach the guys that already got 40/40 with high GT scores on the ACOG... If this isn't easier, then god help them.
Point taken. For the denizens of the Bear Pit, that Choid, he darn sure look like he wearin' a real hairy suit.
I just wanted this topic to reflect the selection process for this optic.
The issue is in 1980 it was ass fucking jokes and whoever had the best one won the selection process.
In 2020 it’s ass fucking. The joke part is gone. Whoever can spot the tranny and still do it in the ass in front of the Xommisar wins.
The sheer breadth of replies to my OP is amazing. The depth of replies - not so much.
But the BEST post is Grumpy Old Guy's UGGS Girl. Even my tongue got hard.
But the BEST post is Grumpy Old Guy's UGGS Girl. Even my tongue got hard.
"If so what is known about them at present?" I CAN'T AFFORD THEM.
I hear it's the only "crew serviced" optic in the Army's arsenal......
I'm hurt, HURT I tell you, that so many are not taking this post seriously. Such rude replies are ungentlemanly - manly but ungentlemanly.
Anyway, keep a sharp lookout for this new Army "targeting device" for the new unicorn assault rifle. Both sound pretty pie-in-the-sky.
Hopefully the new rifle will have a furry "snot soaker" just ahead of the cheek rest for those days when you nose just keeps running.
And maybe a nail file in a hidden slot in the forearm for those days when you have a pesky hangnail.
Have I forgotten anything?
Anyway, keep a sharp lookout for this new Army "targeting device" for the new unicorn assault rifle. Both sound pretty pie-in-the-sky.
Hopefully the new rifle will have a furry "snot soaker" just ahead of the cheek rest for those days when you nose just keeps running.
And maybe a nail file in a hidden slot in the forearm for those days when you have a pesky hangnail.
Have I forgotten anything?
