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Movie Theater WandaVision Theory

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    Okay, not really any spoilers, but something else, more or an origin, however if you are not that far into WandaVision stop right here:

    Spoiled after this:

    With cool spoiler feature engaged
    h the last few episodes there is a metric ton of throwbacks to Ultron, and while I have watched Ultron recently, I decided to really watch Ultron today and it's the key to the entire thing, not just WandaVision

    Ultron is the key, the line is Banner talking to Stark, saying he is in a Time Loop and this is the beginning of it all...

    Prior to that point of flicking the switch on Vision, Stark when then first talk about making Ultron points up and says, That's the Endgame, meaning Thanos through the Portal. It's the linchpin to the entire arc

    It's the intro to Wanda and Vision, it's a distraction with Agatha Harkness, that is a sub-Doctor Strange Plot, to bring in Nightmare or a Nightmare / Mephisto composite.

    Ultron is hiding, a piece of him got away, and White Vision is gonna be turned on Evil as per Ultron's original plan for him. It's gonna circle back around... Ultron gives it away, we were just conditioned to think short term, this is a long game play.

    Even in Ultron it foretold the worse thing about Stark and Infinity Wars, that the biggest problem wasn't everyone dying in the castle, it was Stark living... that is what drove him to Ultron, the regret he lived and others died is what pushed him in Endgame, picture of Parker in the kitchen right before he solves the problem.

    Ultron, I am calling here ...
     
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    wanda and vision
     
    I bet that showed them ,

    I just want to watch a fun show, not think about the actors behind the mask...

    Stomping my feet and punishing me by denying something I know I will enjoy

    not gonna walk around all day looking for reasons to be pissed. But you do you, angry is a look so run with it
    It's not anger, but why would I contribute to a company that is actively seeking to destroy our way of life?
    It is nothing but a personal choice.
    FWIW, they are after rosario dawson now, and she is one of their own.
     
    So is Mike Brady a superhero now...or did they just flip the script on Bewitched?
     
    It's not anger, but why would I contribute to a company that is actively seeking to destroy our way of life?
    It is nothing but a personal choice.
    FWIW, they are after rosario dawson now, and she is one of their own.

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    Because they are not,

    This is all temporary, they are not actively trying to destroy you a few punks with power are canceling other people under them for bad reasons which will eventually bite them all

    Exactly they think it worked because you bought it and played along on the other side,

    See growing up, people used to shout stupid shit everyday, just like now, we used to ignore them and continue on our day without any consequences

    Now digitally they can show you their power, but it's really an illusion, their power is to troll you enough to get you to do it for them
     
    the copied all the TV shows from Lucy to Brady to the Kid in the Middle

    Each episode is a different era in TV
    That is actually kind of an interesting concept. Might have to give a look.
     
    I really wouldn't be surprised if Ultron made his way back, especially considering the time travel that has opened up. He could have very well been destroyed but came back from a different timeline.
     
    @lowlight A popular fan theory is indeed that this is gonna be Ultron Mark II.

    But a friend of mine who's read more Marvel than I have (that is to say, has read Marvel) tells me we're looking at basically a version of an Anti-Vision from a particular storyline. Not quite Ultron, more... Mirror Vision Who doesn't have Vision's same attitudes of morality or something. Not interested in taking over the world or wiping out/enslaving humanity, just a bad guy version of Vision.

    Since he was right about Agatha being brought into the show, I'm gonna lean towards his interpretation of things 'cause I thought it was an Ultron Mark II as well. But either way, I want to see how this whole mess has repercussions on Wanda's standing with the Avengers. I mean people got upset because Ultron dropped a city on people and that sparked a massive rift between Tony and Cap. So as far as I'm concerned, Wanda's showing that she's far too powerful and dangerous to be allowed to just waltz back onto the team after taking over a whole city with her witchcraft.
     
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    Really I just wanted to talk about Ultron as I think he is the key to the next baddie

    Every time you watch a WandaVision episode and it finishes the next movie is Ultron so another clue

    But at the end of Ultron when he takes out Quicksilver he is again singing Pinocchio, I got no strings...

    So like the beginning, when he connects to the world he sings and then after Vision removes him from the Net he gets to a QuinJet which has to be connected to the Internet, and he doesn't fly away he returns to attack. How does a Super AI do that without an escape route when he had one, unless

    I'm already there...

    you'll catch on, he tells Tony in Africa, as the Legion is escaping and Tony thinks he is holding him back.

    I am sick of politics inserting itself into my everyday life, I just want to enjoy myself, and I live Movies
     
    Is there nudity? I need something new to fap to. The midget clown/tentacle porn is getting old.
     
    ya, White Vision is supposed to be Mechanical void of emotion and just a kick ass weapon

    I am tracking the Vision thread, that makes sense because most everything else we see is a construct, designed to deceive not just Wanda but US too
     
    Your absolutely right it is only temporary but it’s not about the timeline it’s about the damage done within that timeline....
    Just say no,

    why do you think they are removing trump from everything, if the message is not seen, the message is lost

    Shoot the messenger so he carries no message, so ignore them and the message vanishes

    I just walk away from people who complain about my actions, recently my bag got stuck on the Carousel at DIA, 3x people told the woman at the counter the bags were stuck, she did nothing. So my bag was coming right over the crest of the conveyer. Nobody was there to fix it, so I climbed up, the woman picked up the intercom, (too lazy to move) and starting yelling at me.

    I never looked at her, never flinched, grabbed my bag while she screamed I would be arrested, etc, I just walked away, down the stairs and out the door.

    Stop making everything about Politics, just refuse to play the game. The game is the only power they have, just walk way
     
    They have not real power, except the fear they might, and most of the individuals screaming and complaining have none

    This is the same thing as the Religious Right in the 70s and 80s writing letters all day everyday, the internet just means people are seeing it so the companies are scared. Scared companies make stupid mistakes, just don't feed into it
     
    I had Bring on the Bad Guys growing up,

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    While I love Doom, Goblin, the Mephisto in the book was pretty awesome...

    I always felt they should have made Stan Lee in the Cameos Mephisto, then when he died he could have ended the experiment on Earth and returned to Hell.

    But that would have made Stan a bad guy, and nobody wants that ... the Watchers outtake was probably the best in terms of story, but all were great
     
    Watched the first and beginning of second episode last night.

    Is there an episode i could skip to without spoiling the entire thing to make this less of a snore fest?

    ....having grown up on Dick VanDyke and Bewitched, Dick York not Dick Sargent.....Sargent York.....

    Agnes the neighbor was a step too far, both Elizabeth Montgomery and whoever played her sister Serena, also Mary Tyler Moore were way hotter than what's her tits...

    .... with the lack of originality in the HollyWeird PedoCommie stink tank, so I watched Age of Ultron till I felt better....
     
    In my opinion, they kinda punted on the finale

    I think they purposely left it vague so as not to further spoil the bigger movies coming

    The loose end will be Vision, still lots of room to grow with that change
     
    Couldn't finish the first episode.....boring. falcon and winter soldier show should be interesting.
     
    Couldn't finish the first episode.....boring. falcon and winter soldier show should be interesting.
    We almost bailed, but the Dick Van Dyke intro solution with the chair was cool.

    The Bewitched, including Agnes Kravits, worked.

    15 minutes of credits was really absurd without a stinger.

    Loved Agents of Shield until it turned into a soap opera, it's tough going into a tv format when expecting one of the best action franchises to translate to a half hour format.

    I want to see shit blow up and hot chicks in spandex or vinyl. ;)

    Beginning of E 2 looked better, first episodes do take time to find their legs.
     
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    We almost bailed, but the Dick Van Dyke intro solution with the chair was cool.

    The Bewitched, including Agnes Kravits, worked.

    15 minutes of credits was really absurd without a stinger.

    Loved Agents of Shield until it turned into a soap opera, it's tough going into a tv format when expecting one of the best action franchises to translate to a half hour format.

    I want to see shit blow up and hot chicks in spandex or vinyl. ;)

    Beginning of E 2 looked better, first episodes do take time to find their legs.

    I just wasn't a fan of the format, however I also didn't grow up in that era either. Everything was so slow to develop.

    Does the format ever become more modern?
     
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    Watched the first and beginning of second episode last night.

    Is there an episode i could skip to without spoiling the entire thing to make this less of a snore fest?

    ....having grown up on Dick VanDyke and Bewitched, Dick York not Dick Sargent.....Sargent York.....

    Agnes the neighbor was a step too far, both Elizabeth Montgomery and whoever played her sister Serena, also Mary Tyler Moore were way hotter than what's her tits...

    .... with the lack of originality in the HollyWeird PedoCommie stink tank, so I watched Age of Ultron till I felt better....
    Elizabeth Montgomery played Serena.
    I was always infatuated with Elizabeth, what a beautiful woman.
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    Just say no,

    why do you think they are removing trump from everything, if the message is not seen, the message is lost

    Shoot the messenger so he carries no message, so ignore them and the message vanishes

    I just walk away from people who complain about my actions, recently my bag got stuck on the Carousel at DIA, 3x people told the woman at the counter the bags were stuck, she did nothing. So my bag was coming right over the crest of the conveyer. Nobody was there to fix it, so I climbed up, the woman picked up the intercom, (too lazy to move) and starting yelling at me.

    I never looked at her, never flinched, grabbed my bag while she screamed I would be arrested, etc, I just walked away, down the stairs and out the door.

    Stop making everything about Politics, just refuse to play the game. The game is the only power they have, just walk way
    Sounds like something I'd do. Sounds like something I DID do! I make it happen, do what I gotta do, and ignore fuckers in my way. That cunt wasn't willing to lift a finger until you stepped over some kind of line she made up and punched her power button.

    In related news, Walmart assholes have stopped asking for my receipt. I'm sorta crestfallen, just as I was beginning to come up with ingenious ways to fuck with them too. Like taking a years worth of receipts along and making THEM wait while I dig through it --the lemmings will literally start to line up behind you!

    I cancelled Disney+ too, but mostly because Mandalorian was over, didn't really get into this one and the subscription isn't worth a handful of episodes a year plus a bunch of shit I saw as a kid (and yeah, I got my refill of "Moreover and Me" and "Old Yeller", etc.).
     
    Elizabeth Montgomery played Serena.
    I was always infatuated with Elizabeth, what a beautiful woman.
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    ^^^^ yes!


    E3, surreal.

    Partridge Family Brady Bunch fusion......

    ......with a Shield chaser.

    Davy Jones outro was the capper!

    Awesome show! (and I despise tv)


    Thanks lowlight, I would have missed WandaVision altogether if not for this thread.


    Off to binge watch the rest.
     
    Watched the first two episodes last night. The show itself was corny as hell, but it was really cool how it linked to the tv shows that were popular when we were kids. Started watching for stuff and it was pretty funny. I’m not sure that anyone under 45 or so would get it. Lots of Dick Van Dyke, I Love Lucy, and Bewitched in there. I know all of that has been said above, but it was pretty cool.
     
    I saw wandavision and thought it was a piece about physiological nystagmus. I know very little about Disney...except the traffic on I4 when I'm trying to get to the range.
     
    I have not watched all the Avengers stuff, I haven't been a big superhero fan from any of the universes. I never had comics as a kid, I was the weird kid that read the entire Funk & Wagnall's encyclopedia. It would take me 1/2 an hour to look up a word in the dictionary because I kept reading all the other interesting definitions along the way.

    That being said... I think "WandaVision" is really well done. I like the concept and the execution. I have to admit, I had absolutely no concept of who these characters were. I had to look them up on the internet to get the background story.

    I have only seen the first Avengers movie once, and a couple of the Thor movies. Now, I think I will go back and watch "Endgame" and "Ultron". Are there others that I will need to watch to get the whole context?
     
    I have not watched all the Avengers stuff, I haven't been a big superhero fan from any of the universes. I never had comics as a kid, I was the weird kid that read the entire Funk & Wagnall's encyclopedia. It would take me 1/2 an hour to look up a word in the dictionary because I kept reading all the other interesting definitions along the way.

    That being said... I think "WandaVision" is really well done. I like the concept and the execution. I have to admit, I had absolutely no concept of who these characters were. I had to look them up on the internet to get the background story.

    I have only seen the first Avengers movie once, and a couple of the Thor movies. Now, I think I will go back and watch "Endgame" and "Ultron". Are there others that I will need to watch to get the whole context?

    Captain America Civil War had both of the characters in there as well.