We need a Hide band...Poll

[Maggot]

Open to more suggestions.

After we pick a name Ill do another poll and we can choose who plays what, lead singer, etc.

I nominate 308 Pirate to play the Bone o Phone and the Hand Organ.

Now back to getting liquored up.

 

[Maser]

The Mazerbladers

I reserve the position of ocarina player in the band!

 

[Ravenworks]

 

[hafejd30]

“Frankie’s Poors”

I’d put @308pirate on drums but I’m afraid he’d one throat a stick and choke to death

 

[rtB]

I think 307.5 should be the producer guy that yells at everyone in the band and tells them they're fucking idiots.

 

[ColinW]

I'd be willing to bet the only instrument Maggot knows how to play is the skin flute.

 

[hafejd30]

If we’re handing out instruments I’ll take the Triangle

Over the years I’ve mastered putting a stick in a hole and only being able to slap the edges while nobody really notices your even there

 

[Maggot]

Neck and neck so far. Id change the one to Galli's Gangsta's

 

[NH4X]

The Conductor of " The Dirt Road Idiots " can't be anyone other than "HMFIC of This Shit"

 

[Maggot]

The Conductor of " The Dirt Road Idiots " can't be anyone other than "HMFIC of This Shit"

Instead of a boton he can use a 416 Barrett

 

[Jscb1b]

The Poores!

 

[hafejd30]

Sorry @Maggot but Boyz with Guns just sounds like something that I’d find in your search history

 

[triumph001]

I aint voting. Someone on the hide once noted that polls were gay.

Or was it Poles? @Maggot Does your name end with “ski”

 

[hafejd30]

We could make a band just for the muzzleloader guys?

The Pole Smokers

The Smoke Poles

 

[HiDesertELR]

Have your people contact my people, we'll set something up. Summer dates are booked now, but I might be available for a Fall Tour.

 

[The D]

I call dibs on playing the cowbell!

 

[Maggot]

Have your people contact my people, we'll set something up. Summer dates are booked now, but I might be available for a Fall Tour.

Since Tucker 301 is MIA I was thinking Foul Mike's place in eastern Colorado...or somewhere in Ok.

 

[308pirate]

I nominate 308 Pirate to play the Bone o Phone and the Hand Organ.

Only if you play the rusty trombone

 

[NH4X]

It appears from the lack of participation thus far, this thread is headed the way of Cowpokey' s NASCAR thread. I had high hopes for this one , BUT ,the night is still young........no telling where it'll go as more adult beverages are consumed.........standing by

 

[candyx]

6.5 Gaggers

 

[NoDopes]

@Bigfatcock has to be lead singer.. because that's what they do.

 

[Bigfatcock]

@Bigfatcock has to be lead singer.. because that's what they do.

I would just do the dick helicopter on stage.

 

[The D]

I would just do the dick helicopter on stage.

You’re already hired, start the chopper!

 

[Bigfatcock]

You’re already hired, start the chopper!

My only stipulation is that only women between the ages of 19-55 (older if wealthy) are allowed to attend the concerts.

 

[n2ishun]

Jeezus, newbz.

MASTER BLASTERS (of course you could mis-spell it as BAITERS).

Doe to health reasons I can't stand for more than a few minutes at a time these days, but I've played guitar and sax for almost 50 years now and can still shred on both.
Would I play in this band ?
Lemme stop laughing first.

 

[Haney]

And now the drunks get out of bed and look at what they wrote , and realize maybe they do have a drinking problem . But that only lasts until they start in again .

 

[Maggot]

And now the drunks get out of bed and look at what they wrote , and realize maybe they do have a drinking problem . But that only lasts until they start in again .

Dont smile, your face may crack.

 

[Maggot]

Jeezus, newbz.

MASTER BLASTERS (of course you could mis-spell it as BAITERS).

Doe to health reasons I can't stand for more than a few minutes at a time these days, but I've played guitar and sax for almost 50 years now and can still shred on both.
Would I play in this band ?
Lemme stop laughing first.

We gotcha covered...

 

[502Chevelle]

I can bring a Strat, but I need to hand it to someone who can play.

 

[Maser]

Just voted for Boyz with Guns. Can't let it go empty voted.

 

[The D]

My only stipulation is that only women between the ages of 19-55 (older if wealthy) are allowed to attend the concerts.

How about we work some groupies into the rider somehow?

 

[hafejd30]

Just voted for Boyz with Guns. Can't let it go empty voted.

We understand @Maser

Almost forgot your clarinet finally came in…