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Maggie’s Welfare Check

JRose

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Jul 10, 2007
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Back in BHam!!!
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his
check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.
You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a
job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-

Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided.You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have as part of your job assignment to

satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex
drive."



The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're BSin' me?!?!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it
 
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Re: Welfare Check

Took me 5 minutes to stop laughing so I could type this

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Jack




 
Re: Welfare Check

Sad and funny at the same time.