lol, I hope none of the kids figure out to hollow out a thick book and stow a gun in there. There's also boxes that look like books, i hope they don't fund those either. Wasting money on backpacks and badges....Badges? we don't need no stinkin badges.....
As disgusting as it is that we've gotten to this point, it is pretty damn funny.
Welcome, Lauren Hogg, to bureaucracy. It will hear your complaints, reassure you that it will do everything you want, and then not do any of that, but do something else that will leave you worse off than you were before.