Maggie’s What a stud

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  • Apr 25, 2017
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    “(He asked) ‘How much do you drink a day?’ I said, ‘I’ll drink at least 10 beers, and probably five mixed drinks.’ He said, ‘Well, how many days a week do you do that?’ I said, ‘Every day.’ He said, ‘Well, how do you mean every day?’ I said, ‘I work every day. I drink a beer in the car, I get to the hotel and I drink vodka.’ He came out of his chair and (he said), ‘You drink every day, seven days a week, 365 days a year, and you’ve been doing that for how long?’ I said, ‘Well, let me see. It’s 1989, I started in ’72, you do the math. Almost 20 years.’ He said, ‘That’s not possible.’ I said, ‘Oh yeah, it is.’ By the time I got through with that son of a b---h, he was laying on the couch and I was on the chair talking to him.”

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...lers-struggles-with-monogamy-and-alcohol.html
     
    Anybody see my liver???


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    Forget the drinking, that's not even major leagues. I'm trying to do the math on having sex with 10,000 and that seems like way too much work.