What An Ass Whoopin

[PPB]

I have learned in two short weeks that playing the stock market is like playing cards with the devil while petting a copperhead.

Holy Crap. Might as well cut an artery and bleed 100 dollar bills.

BUT today I am up 300 bucks so all is well.

Gofundme. Bleedingoutinmaryland.

 

[Maggot]

While the market is traditionally a higher yeild I stick to real estate. If SHTF you can always live in it.

 

[Nodakplowboy]

While the market is traditionally a higher yeild I stick to real estate. If SHTF you can always live in it.

Farmland. Live there and grow your supper.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Up 87% approaching the two year mark.

 

[Dirty D]

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[DuneBoer]

PPB?....Hmmm....

 

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[PPB]

You bunch o ding dongs its me. I just shortened my name.

Stylin

Jefe Dope I need your stock tips: 5 min binaries

 

[MtnCreek]

Go to Atlantic City. Take $1,000. Pay a homeless guy $100 to punch you in the face. Go home with $900. Consider yourself a winner.

 

[101stinfantry]

Pickle Bunny! Yeah, I quit trying to time it a long time ago.

 

[pmclaine]

Two weeks time does not make a market.

 

[PPB]

Question

What indicators are you using??

Fibonacci retracement usage??

Scanners??

 

[Veer_G]

Is it too late to suggest fervent prayer for snow?

 

[PPB]

Sold my plow truck No snow last year or this.

 

[Maggot]

Sold my plow truck No snow last year or this.

Other than 3 frigid weeks in Dec/Jan not much of a winter at all here.

 

[Dirty D]

You bunch o ding dongs its me. I just shortened my name.

It’s OK, the moderators don’t mind multiple logins.

 

[Veer_G]

It’s OK, the moderators don’t mind multiple logins.

Nah, his other persona got professionally scrubbed. He comes up as "Guest" in his past misadventures. And long-lost posters ride again. It's a miracle, I tells ya.

 

[Rthur]

Buy low, sell high.

R

 

[PPB]

I am touched that you guys care so much and it makes it even more difficult to decide which of you I am going to give my last rose to. But You know that 1A has been a contender from the get.

 

[PPB]

Buy low, sell high.

R

Yeah but what about all the zig zag stuff in between

 

[Rthur]

Yeah but what about all the zig zag stuff in between

Zig when they zag.

R

 

[PPB]

Ohhh Snap The whole time I have been doing this

 

[Veer_G]

I usually recommend a few years at Wharton and playing with someone else's money. I really don't want to see you destitute.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Oh good lord, did I just read this?

Sirhr

 

[1J04]

Wait a minute. Just wait the fuck one minute. Did you just suggest this New Member foolishly spend other peoples money? LMFAO

 

[PPB]

Sirhr

Would you like me to be your investment broker.
I can make your portfolio shine like a fresh cut diamond.

1A I can have you swimming in ammo and your own personal propane sherpa for just 100 a day.

 

[Veer_G]

Oh good lord, did I just read this?

Sirhr

Oh good lord, did I just read this?

Sirhr

 

[Veer_G]

Wait a minute. Just wait the fuck one minute. Did you just suggest this New Member foolishly spend other peoples money? LMFAO

Yeah, I said Wharton, too.

 

[Dirty D]

Sirhr

Would you like me to be your investment broker.
I can make your portfolio shine like a fresh cut diamond.

1A I can have you swimming in ammo and your own personal propane sherpa for just 100 a day.

How’s the finances looking for that Haïti charity?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

PPB, with all due respect, I'd prefer not to have you plow my driveway....

Damn it's fun having you around. But I'm not sure that I'd hire y'all for cat box sanitation.

But, hey, you do great things in Haiti! And for comic relief, you are 'almost' without peer. And I say 'almost' with the greatest respect! So carry on, amigo!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Veer_G]

How’s the finances looking for that Haïti charity?

He's got it all tied up in FCOJ futures on the COMEX.

 

[Veer_G]

PPB, with all due respect, I'd prefer not to have you plow my driveway....

Damn it's fun having you around. But I'm not sure that I'd hire y'all for cat box sanitation.

But, hey, you do great things in Haiti! And for comic relief, you are 'almost' without peer. And I say 'almost' with the greatest respect! So carry on, amigo!

Cheers,

Sirhr

Thanks. I just about choked on my pork chop.

 

[PPB]

Haiti donations are terrible. The public tends to follow the next tragedy or catastrophe and generally leaves the others behind. I have been funding Haiti myself with the exception of one other church and their faithful donations. It is taking a toll.
The Lord always comes through. We have been in worse situations and always land on our feet.

 

[Veer_G]

Have you ever considered learning to be an x-ray tech?

 

[MtnCreek]

Maybe if they didn’t bargain with satan they’d be in a better position today.

 

[Va_Gentleman]

1. Stretch out a listing of all the publicly traded stocks on a wall.
2. Acquire 10 Darts (Because you have to diversify, right?)
3. Take 7 paces backward and let all ten fly
4. Buy the stocks and place a sell order after a 10% drop (just in case)
5. Repeat every 8 months

 

[PPB]

NO No No. No Darts or crackin homeless people in NJ.

I am doing 5 minute binaries. Look, there are guys making bank on these short stocks. There is a way to increase your success with indicators, directional tools and graph identification.
Someone on here must know something about it.

I'm waiting.......

 

[Veer_G]

NO No No. No Darts or crackin homeless people in NJ.

I am doing 5 minute binaries. Look, there are guys making bank on these short stocks. There is a way to increase your success with indicators, directional tools and graph identification.
Someone on here must know something about it.

I'm waiting.......

Mark, please. I'm not trying to attack you. This is sincere.

You're somewhat deluded if you think that anyone other than an insider or a trained professional trader might know with any certainty exactly what a stock will do in 5-10 minutes. And you're even more so if you think that anyone on here who had a profitable strategy would throw you constant bones out of the goodness of their heart.

You'd be better off liquidating everything, driving up to what's left of AC, and laying it all on black.

Forbes advises strongly against it. Forbes. Please, please read this and reconsider what you're doing:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/investor/2010/07/27/dont-gamble-on-binary-options/#77d23f0d30a8

 

[DuneBoer]

I wish I could help you. I am heavily vested in ex wives. It hasn't worked out for me. My youngest wants to go to PT school. Playining catch up paying on her Bachelors now. Current wife just bought a fukin' BMW. With my life insurance I'm worth way more dead than alive.

 

[DuneBoer]

Playing stocks on the short is a lot like being 16 and fuking without a rubber. If you can pull out in time it may work out but its really hard to do.

 

[ArmyJerry]

If this keeps going I will have a AH64 or a UH 1 Dual turbine.

 

[2ndamendfan]

https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB991681622136214659

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/how-hedge-fund-geniuses-got-beaten-by-monkeys-again-2015-06-25

https://www.nasdaq.com/article/yes-...do-beat-fund-managers-and-the-sp-500-cm378329

http://time.com/money/4993744/robot-mutual-fund-beating-stock-market/

http://video.foxbusiness.com/v/4457865/?#sp=show-clips

 

[Maggot]

Damn, thats good red wine.

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Beneath our night
a sun awaits us
greater than the universe
the authentic freedom of man.

But freedom is like wheat
it must be planted softly
and watered every day
it must be protected
until it multiplies
fills the mouth of the wind
the hunger of all
and becomes
invincible.

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excerpted fron 'For the Good of All'

Otto Rene Castillo

 

[PPB]

I just made 160 bucks in the last 35 minutes on 5 min binaries using MA KDJ & RSI indicators.
However, I will take your comments to heart and look into them carefully.
Thanks for the heads up.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I just made 160 bucks in the last 35 minutes on 5 min binaries using MA KDJ & RSI indicators.
However, I will take your comments to heart and look into them carefully.
Thanks for the heads up.

What everyone is saying (& most probably understand why) is that the Market Makers are the insiders and exert a lot of influence on which way a stock goes (up or down), how far/how often, particularly in the short term. Do some research on a couple of topics, the first being “the dead cat bounce” and the second being “shaking out the weak hands”. The Market Makers are privy to a lot more information than anyone on the outside, all of us included. You can look at RSI, MA, MACD, 10/50 MDA, Stochastics, etc, until you’re blue in the face, but it doesn’t mean shit if the MM’s have decided to run a stock down 15 or twenty percent over the course of a day or two. That is a very common occurrence in “Pink Sheet” stocks.

 

[Va_Gentleman]

PPB I am telling you, you cannot beat the market unless you are an integral part of the market. The Dart theory holds up every year for normal investors.

We all know that Markets look for equilibrium and they find that equilibrium at the end of the trading day. The key to equilibrium is not Supply and Demand of Valuation (Future FCFF) but INFORMATION.

These firms have Cray Supers running on DEDICATED Fiber lines to all their offices across the globe, just to eek out a microsecond to take advantage of arbitrage situations from Currency Corrections, Commodities, Stocks, Bonds and other paper.

Furthermore, Technical Analysis has ruled the day trading for more than 20 years. You are analyzing points on a graph vs. Fundamental Analysis that is looking at Future Cash Flow to Firm over a 5 to 7 year period. I have seen inside information that should have bumped the stock 30% but due to the Houses holding 85% of the stock and the Mutual Fund Managers using technicals... it didn't pop until the Quarter Ended and results stated.

Information... they have it and you don't. It is indeed playing in a casino that has rigged the decks. You have to play by their rules of having a financial advisor, diversification and mutual funds. That way you take advantage of the decisions of the market makers after they reap their 40%; the lower information getters (which is still more than us) can reap about an 8% Gain Annually.

I can't stand it myself, because I went 6 years of Education for this crap, and in the end.. because I chose to not go to the Street... I can't play.

 

[Rthur]

PPB I am telling you, you cannot beat the market unless you are an integral part of the market. The Dart theory holds up every year for normal investors.

We all know that Markets look for equilibrium and they find that equilibrium at the end of the trading day. The key to equilibrium is not Supply and Demand of Valuation (Future FCFF) but INFORMATION.

These firms have Cray Supers running on DEDICATED Fiber lines to all their offices across the globe, just to eek out a microsecond to take advantage of arbitrage situations from Currency Corrections, Commodities, Stocks, Bonds and other paper.

Furthermore, Technical Analysis has ruled the day trading for more than 20 years. You are analyzing points on a graph vs. Fundamental Analysis that is looking at Future Cash Flow to Firm over a 5 to 7 year period. I have seen inside information that should have bumped the stock 30% but due to the Houses holding 85% of the stock and the Mutual Fund Managers using technicals... it didn't pop until the Quarter Ended and results stated.

Information... they have it and you don't. It is indeed playing in a casino that has rigged the decks. You have to play by their rules of having a financial advisor, diversification and mutual funds. That way you take advantage of the decisions of the market makers after they reap their 40%; the lower information getters (which is still more than us) can reap about an 8% Gain Annually.

I can't stand it myself, because I went 6 years of Education for this crap, and in the end.. because I chose to not go to the Street... I can't play.

This ^^^
In or out, and we for the most part are out.

R

 

[Strykervet]

I put less than $2000 on Tesla stock and it's worth over $30k. Wife got that though. Problem is she'll never sell it, even if it goes below $2000.

Before you plan on doing any investment with money, you really need to sign up on Investopedia and it has a fully functional stock simulator. It follows the market and you'll experience it all without losing money or making any.

THEN you may have an idea of what to do. You can follow Buffett's long term investments and come out okay, throw a few of your own in there and you can do pretty good. Don't go for get rich quick.

And remember the whole thing is rigged and can be upset by a handful of greedbags. They win even when they lose. You won't. Be careful.

 

[FS1]

Good to see you are having luck. Just remember at any given time you are just one big news story from disaster. Or with the right stock one big news story from success.

 

[Yasherka]

While the market is traditionally a higher yeild I stick to real estate. If SHTF you can always live in it.

Amen.
I cashed out a long time ago and have my 20 acres of paradise up in the Rockies