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Queequeg

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#1
OK, I don't really know where the hell he is but this seemed plausible!
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2803152/Worlds-first-sex-robot-revealed.html
 
#4
Re: What CKA has been spending his time on lately

What a crock of shit, play the movie and listen to the whole thing, the last minute ecspecially. But what else would you expect from some fag brit who cant get any in real life that he has to make a doll so itll give him some?!
 
#7
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">nice...
I went on a 10 day cruise through the Panama Canal and today is my first day back. </div></div>

Which doll is called Panama?
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#8
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OK, I don't really know where the hell he is but this seemed plausible!
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2803152/Worlds-first-sex-robot-revealed.html </div></div>

Captain KickAss decided $7,000.00 was too much. He made his own and spent the remaining $6,900.00 on liquor and cigars.
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#9
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<span style="font-style: italic">"There is Wild Wendy - who is outgoing and adventurous, Frigid Farah - who is reserved and shy, Mature Martha and S&M Susan - available for more adventurous types."</span>

I think CKA would be more into "Snipery Sarah"
 
#10
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lol Shank you're pulling all your props out of the closet today. Must be cold and boring up there. But yeah, I would have spent the $6900 on liquor and cigars...
 
#11
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DaveV</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">"There is Wild Wendy - who is outgoing and adventurous, Frigid Farah - who is reserved and shy, Mature Martha and S&M Susan - available for more adventurous types."</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">I think CKA would be more into "Snipery Sarah"</span> </div></div>

You mean "Back-door Betty".
 
#16
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DaveV</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">"There is Wild Wendy - who is outgoing and adventurous, Frigid Farah - who is reserved and shy, Mature Martha and S&M Susan - available for more adventurous types."</span>

I think CKA would be more into "Snipery Sarah" </div></div>

Isn't that the one where her bush looks like a ghillie? Whats she chambered in? Magnum or Short Action for CKA?
 
#17
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BMelton</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shankster...........you have got to be bored out ur fuckin mind....this shit is hilarious

<span style="font-weight: bold">Hows that FleshLight workin out for ya?????? LMAO</span> </div></div>

I prefer the larger version:

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#18
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">nice...


I went on a 10 day cruise through the Panama Canal and today is my first day back. </div></div>

You couldn't call or write once in a while?

Since there is no possibility of you ever being banned, I suspected you might be the one person who actually got the swine flu, or were in your basement inventing shit!

I ran with the latter possibility!
 
#20
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Teppo-Ka</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DaveV</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">"There is Wild Wendy - who is outgoing and adventurous, Frigid Farah - who is reserved and shy, Mature Martha and S&M Susan - available for more adventurous types."</span>

I think CKA would be more into "Snipery Sarah" </div></div>

Isn't that the one where her bush looks like a ghillie? Whats she chambered in? Magnum or Short Action for CKA? </div></div>

I'm sure CKA would say, "Belted mag"
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#21
Re: What CKA has been spending his time on lately

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DaveV</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Teppo-Ka</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DaveV</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">"There is Wild Wendy - who is outgoing and adventurous, Frigid Farah - who is reserved and shy, Mature Martha and S&M Susan - available for more adventurous types."</span>

I think CKA would be more into "Snipery Sarah" </div></div>

Isn't that the one where her bush looks like a ghillie? Whats she chambered in? Magnum or Short Action for CKA? </div></div>

I'm sure CKA would say, "Belted mag"
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</div></div>

More like "popping primers".
 
#22
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The "Hot Girlfriends" thread is now interactive:

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Wow....rocking the walmart lube? Economy must be getting pretty bad up in Yeti country.
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#23
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GardDog223</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The "Hot Girlfriends" thread is now interactive:

</div></div>

Wow....<span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">rocking the walmart</span> lu</span>be?</span> Economy must be getting pretty bad up in Yeti country.
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WTF dude? How the hell, would you know that little factoid?

Now <span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">I'm</span></span></span> creeped out. LMAO!!!

Good one GuardDog.
 
#24
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Walmart tracks everyones purchases at their version of NORAD. I have access to their online database. We are watching you !!!

Just kidding. My broke ass knows where Equate comes from.
 
#25
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GardDog223</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Walmart tracks everyones purchases at their version of NORAD. I have access to their online database. We are watching you !!!

Just kidding. My broke ass knows where Equate comes from. </div></div>

so how many chubby girl porn mags has shank bought in the last year?
 
#27
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">WTF dude? How the hell, would you know that little factoid?

Now <span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">I'm</span></span></span> creeped out. </div></div>


^
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Looks like I have accomplished something believed to be impossible.
 
#28
Re: What CKA has been spending his time on lately

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GardDog223</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">WTF dude? How the hell, would you know that little factoid?

Now <span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">I'm</span></span></span> creeped out. </div></div>


^
^
^
Looks like I have accomplished something believed to be impossible. </div></div>

LMAO!!!!
 
#29
Re: What CKA has been spending his time on lately

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DaveV</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Teppo-Ka</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DaveV</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">"There is Wild Wendy - who is outgoing and adventurous, Frigid Farah - who is reserved and shy, Mature Martha and S&M Susan - available for more adventurous types."</span>

I think CKA would be more into "Snipery Sarah" </div></div>

Isn't that the one where her bush looks like a ghillie? Whats she chambered in? Magnum or Short Action for CKA? </div></div>

I'm sure CKA would say, "Belted mag"
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</div></div>

B.S. He can say that but the wall in the bunkhouse a RO says its a WSSM!
 
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