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What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

EricCartmann

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#1
How are my fellow Homo-Sapiens on the Hide? Man I missed this place. For the past year I had to find ways to occupy myself while I was banned. Here is some of the stuff I did to occupy my time.

1) Etiquette Training, so I don't get banned again.
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2) Practice sleep in the bathtub to prepare for a Vampire Invasion.
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3) Flower Arranging
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4) Read up on the constitution
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5) Preparing for my 5th Degree Melon Slicing Test
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6) Played Vietnam War with my friends
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#2
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

7) Played Dress up with an Iraqi Republican Guard Beret and US Army Ribbons.
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Don't think just because you see me in a Civilian Environment that I do not go to the range.

8) Deep Breathing while enjoying a beautiful day and day dreaming about when I will be back on the Hide and reunited with all my friends again.
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9) Spotting for a buddy
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10) Me posing next to some penile enhancers
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11) Here is me spotting for my star pupil, the gangster Juno.. I taught him everything he knows about reloading and precision shooting. He was dialing in his Remi-300-WinMag for a comp later that week.
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12) This is what he did to a 7"-10" Steel plate at 1760 yards (1 Mile), 8 hits out of about 15 shots! 7" is about 0.4 MOA at 1 mile!
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13) Re-enactment of the Alamo
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14) Darth Cartmann

Here is me (Darth Cartmann) inspecting .50 Cal rounds to make sure they are worthy of serving with my Barret M99A1.

No Paint (FMJ Ball) - Regular Troopers
Black Tip (Armor Piercing) - Squad Leaders
Silver Tip (750 gr AMAX) - Platoon Leaders
Red/Gray tip (API - Tracer) - Company Commander
Gray Tip (Amor Piercing Incendiary) - Officer Staff Personal

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15) Worked on my "Dedicated" 45ACP reload set up.

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16) The mods were right, I use the "C" word way too much and it's pretty offensive. Did some deep reflection and took some mirror cell phone pics.

Which one should I use for my profile pic?

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#7
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">apparently some never learn </div></div>

I sensed a little negativity in that post. Did I do something wrong again?
 
#8
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">apparently some never learn </div></div>

I sensed a little negativity in that post. Did I do something wrong again?</div></div>


yeah...............you still are as dumb as all the unwashed dickheads that roll in here and don't complete your profile.....


cant take jackass's very serious after all that now could we?
 
#10
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">apparently some never learn </div></div>

I sensed a little negativity in that post. Did I do something wrong again?</div></div>


yeah...............you still are as dumb as all the unwashed dickheads that roll in here and don't complete your profile.....


cant take jackass's very serious after all that now could we? </div></div>


Oh my bad, so that's what I did wrong? I did not complete my profile? Will you love me when I am done with that?
 
#11
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">apparently some never learn </div></div>

I sensed a little negativity in that post. Did I do something wrong again?</div></div>


yeah...............you still are as dumb as all the unwashed dickheads that roll in here and don't complete your profile.....


cant take jackass's very serious after all that now could we? </div></div>

Boltripper, nice avatar.
 
#12
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">apparently some never learn </div></div>

I sensed a little negativity in that post. Did I do something wrong again?</div></div>


yeah...............you still are as dumb as all the unwashed dickheads that roll in here and don't complete your profile.....


cant take jackass's very serious after all that now could we? </div></div>


Oh my bad, so that's what I did wrong? I did not complete my profile? Will you love me when I am done with that? </div></div>

From the looks of your attitude, not much has changed and you will be back on vacation soon enough.
 
#13
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Oh my bad, so that's what I did wrong? I did not complete my profile? Will you love me when I am done with that? </div></div>

I think you're alright. The pictures are pretty epic!

It was the funniest thread I saw all day.
 
#15
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JCH</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I find it disturbing that a grown man has a full set of southpark dolls. </div></div>

Me too, that's why I only have 4.
 
#16
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">apparently some never learn </div></div>

I sensed a little negativity in that post. Did I do something wrong again? </div></div>
Breathing would be my guess.
 
#17
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I mostly shoot for fun and I have no shame in saying there are thousands of stuff I will be unprepared for. I don't try to create thousands of "real life scenarios" I might use. Such as shooting with my left big toe while eating a donut with my right hand.
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How is your left big toe shooting coming along?
 
#18
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gunfighter14e2</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">apparently some never learn </div></div>

I sensed a little negativity in that post. Did I do something wrong again? </div></div>
Breathing would be my guess. </div></div>

Are you not breathing too? How can be breathing be the wrong thing to do?

If it is the wrong thing to do, can you show me how NOT to breath? I will see if I can take your lead.
 
#19
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I mostly shoot for fun and I have no shame in saying there are thousands of stuff I will be unprepared for. I don't try to create thousands of "real life scenarios" I might use. Such as shooting with my left big toe while eating a donut with my right hand.
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How is your left big toe shooting coming along? </div></div>

Not trained enough.
 
#21
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I mostly shoot for fun and I have no shame in saying there are thousands of stuff I will be unprepared for. I don't try to create thousands of "real life scenarios" I might use. Such as shooting with my left big toe while eating a donut with my right hand.
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How is your left big toe shooting coming along? </div></div>

Not trained enough. </div></div>

Yes, it's a very difficult position to master, especially if the donut is creamed filled.
 
#23
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: boone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Blue Moons in the bath tub eh? Wanna know how I know your gay??? </div></div>

We all day gay things from time to tome. Like me 3 weekends ago, I passed up a great day of College Football to go Shooting. That is much more gay then blue mooon!
 
#24
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JCH</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I find it disturbing that a grown man has a full set of southpark dolls. </div></div>

Me too, that's why I only have 4. </div></div>

HAHA i dont know who this guy is but hes great.
 
#25
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JCH</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I find it disturbing that a grown man has a full set of southpark dolls. </div></div>

Me too, that's why I only have 4. </div></div>

LOL...I counted more than four just in the pictures.
 
#27
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JCH</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JCH</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I find it disturbing that a grown man has a full set of southpark dolls. </div></div>

Me too, that's why I only have 4. </div></div>

LOL...I counted more than four just in the pictures. </div></div>

That Dog is not a SouthPark doll
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#28
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 11B-B4</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JCH</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I find it disturbing that a grown man has a full set of southpark dolls. </div></div>

Me too, that's why I only have 4. </div></div>

HAHA i dont know who this guy is but hes great. </div></div>

I am trying to fit in around here, but some people are still mean to me
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#30
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RedRyder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Instead of re-reading the Constitution, you probably should have re-read the Hide rules.

Aside from that, BRILLIANT thread!
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I did read it, every part, and I signed it.
 
#31
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

I don't know you from Adam but it was interesting. Bet the guys that don't like you probably don't like Mark Larue. I think it is something you just do.

Welcome back I guess.
 
#32
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RedRyder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Instead of re-reading the Constitution, you probably should have re-read the Hide rules.

Aside from that, BRILLIANT thread!
</div></div>

I did read it, every part, and I signed it. </div></div>

I signed it too, do you know how to get the ink off of my monitor?
 
#33
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RedRyder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Instead of re-reading the Constitution, you probably should have re-read the Hide rules.

Aside from that, BRILLIANT thread!
</div></div>

I did read it, every part, and I signed it. </div></div>

I signed it too, do you know how to get the ink off of my monitor? </div></div>

Once I figure out how to get it off my monitor I'll let you know.
 
#34
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

You took a long vacation, guess you had lots of free time to practice, or do you still only shoot prone? Haha just playin, you did your time, welcome back. Had to look back to why you might have been banned, it was before my time.

Love the title of your "I am back thread" btw. That subject has been touch and go also. Sometimes it gets touched and you go...
 
#37
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh no, Him and Maser all at once. </div></div>

Aye, there is only one clown left to return, and then the trifecta of bullshit will be complete.
 
#38
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BALLISTIC</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh no, Him and Maser all at once. </div></div>

Aye, there is only one clown left to return, and then the trifecta of bullshit will be complete. </div></div>

Would that be NOBODY?
 
#39
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: redirt78</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You took a long vacation, guess you had lots of free time to practice, or do you still only shoot prone? Haha just playin, you did your time, welcome back. Had to look back to why you might have been banned, it was before my time.

Love the title of your "I am back thread" btw. That subject has been touch and go also. Sometimes it gets touched and you go... </div></div>

I consider it more of a jail sentence than a vacation. I was banned because I was insensitive to others, and I unintentionally hurt their feelings. Now though is different, I am more sensitive to others. Like how Boltripper was hurt that I did not fill out my profile, I did not think it was a big deal, but because I saw he was hurt by it, I took immediate action and proceeded to fill in my profile.

This is a new Cartmann you guys are looking at!
 
#40
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BALLISTIC</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh no, Him and Maser all at once. </div></div>

Aye, there is only one clown left to return, and then the trifecta of bullshit will be complete. </div></div>

Would that be NOBODY? </div></div>

Hardly, NOBODY speaks truth, though it's too strong for most. The third clown would be another, who named himself after a cartoon character.
 
#41
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BALLISTIC</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Hardly, NOBODY speaks truth, though it's too strong for most. The third clown would be another, who named himself after a cartoon character. </div></div>

Oh man! He named himself after a cartoon character? That guy must have issues!
 
#45
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SturmHead</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I see nobody holds a grudge here. </div></div>

That's the beautiful thing about this place, everyone is so forgiving and full of love.
 
#46
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

Don't think just because you see me in a Civilian Environment that I do not go to the range.

8) Deep Breathing while enjoying a beautiful day at the range and day dreaming about when I will be back on the Hide and reunited with all my friends again.
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9) Spotting for a buddy
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10) Me posing next to some penile enhancers at the local range.
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#48
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

Thankfully you posted more pics because I didn't think the little bit you did was that great of an accomplishment.

Glad to know you didn't waste an entire year on planning your SH Comeback 2011 Tour. I can't wait to see what you SH Comeback 2012 Tour will include.
 
#49
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">More bizarre by the moment. </div></div>

I know. I went to the range that day (College Football Saturday). I felt very GAY. Hopefully I will not do that again during a College Football Saturday.
 
#50
Re: What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Don't think just because you see me in a Civilian Environment that I do not go to the range.




9) Spotting for a buddy
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</div></div>

Would that be Miss Chokesondick?
 
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