What? You thought maybe his last name would be Dodge?

[Veer_G]

What are some people thinking when they name children, or at least drag themselves to the courthouse for some regrettable paperwork?

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[Smcarroll]

I am guessing his daddy was thinking "man I need to pick up some more mullet grease on my way home."

 

[Mister Ridge]

Maybe his dad had one and naming his kid that was his revenge on his wife for making him sell it when the baby was due.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

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