Whats the best round for space aliens

[JoshPutman]

Noisy cricket

 

[Bender]

Did you black out and wake up with sore butthole?

Sorry, that would be me.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I just put stereo speakers on the deck and cranked up Slim Whitman until the coyotes started howling and neighbors threatened to call the law.

You beat me to it!

Sirhr

 

[Thorny]

Got your 9mm ?
Fuggin A...

 

[Snuby642]

I'm wondering if they're tasty.

It's an invasive species so if they land in Texas there are no rules, bag limmit or method restrictions.

You are required to have a hunting license .

 

[hukset402]

In signs they just needed squirt guns....

 

[OldSalty2]

Sorry, that would be me.

Go get it checked out bro....

 

[WaltHer]

Plasma Rifle

More specifically, a phase plasma rifle in a 40 watt range. "Hey, just what you see pal."

 

[JoshPutman]

Just beware the dreaded Space Herpe. Anyone remember this 80's gem?

 

[Mike Casselton]

Zorg ZF1 pod weapon
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Don't press the red button.

Why not?

 

[armorpl8chikn]

"We wrestle not against flesh and blood...."

Obviously, the .30-06. It'll rip your soul out through your pee hole.

 

[pineoak]

Salt water in Super Soakers...

get the Spongeheads!!!

 

[BullGear]

BTW, are you taking guests on this hunt?

 

[Conaso]

I suggest posting signs:

"Visiting Aliens Must Provide Proof of Recent COVID Shots." And where they can get them for free, i.e., NYC, Chicago, Detroit, Los Angeles, Washington DC ...

 

[Jsp556]

Just beware the dreaded Space Herpe. Anyone remember this 80's gem?

Ice Pirates… lol

 

[acudaowner]

and a brown bag with a change of cloths in it just in case aliens are real .

 

[akmike47]

and a brown bag with a change of cloths in it just in case aliens are real .

Split them ET cheeks

 

[BullGear]

Get the greys to start a fight with the reptilians and we won't have to worry about any attack.

 

[BCP]

Drones have taken all the fun out of UFO sightings.

 

[UKDslayer]

Get the greys to start a fight with the reptilians and we won't have to worry about any attack.

If climate change doesn't work, expect an "alien invasion". There will be a flurry of "sightings" around major cities to get things going along with more releases of Pentagon "UAP incidents".

Besides, the grays are too dumb and weak to fight the mean reptilians. The pretty/handsome tall Nordics are the most sensible.

Speaking of, I thought Tucker was working on a "cattle mutilation" documentary? Did anyone else hear this?

 

[Cardboard55]

Watching the Story/History channel and the Army shot up a UFO with AP ammo!

When Dozens of Korean War GIs Claimed a UFO Made Them Sick

Theories range from high-tech Soviet death rays to extraterrestrials studying human combat to combat-stress-induced hallucinations.

www.history.com

Now the Navy has jets involved!!!

 

[Cardboard55]

UFO Twinkie is 'splainin it all!!!

Now Sandia is under attack!!;

 

[Jscb1b]

But I don't have a balcony

Poore!

 

[NoDopes]

6.5CM if they are from Uranus

 

[pineoak]

"Green" tipped ammo.

 

[Fig]

Why would you shoot them?

 

[Romeo458]

Use the assault Binger

 

[Darayavaus]

Which breed of space aliens? You know there's more than one kind. This must be a trick question.